Elle
@elleisanisland.bsky.social
researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
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At this point I'm not sure
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
At this point I'm not sure
Because you're a sentient human
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Because you're a sentient human
Powered by elves no doubt
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Powered by elves no doubt
Fox news is telling people not to spend much on christmas. "Grandma doesn't need slippers". So people won't realize they're broke at christmas and start guillotining them right and left
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Fox news is telling people not to spend much on christmas. "Grandma doesn't need slippers". So people won't realize they're broke at christmas and start guillotining them right and left
One chat with elon and santa was like, yeah fuck them kids
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
One chat with elon and santa was like, yeah fuck them kids
I'm not American and don't know who this Mark guy is so this hits differently lol.
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm not American and don't know who this Mark guy is so this hits differently lol.
Grandma can have one doll and three pencils like everyone else goddammit
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Grandma can have one doll and three pencils like everyone else goddammit
@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social needs to see this
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social needs to see this
Ok but who among us hasn't discovered devastating news and had the first call be to our agent lol
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ok but who among us hasn't discovered devastating news and had the first call be to our agent lol
It just seems like something they'd be fastidious about 🤷♀️. Even when they're all blaming each other for stuff it never comes up. It's weird how a little thing can just bug you (me)
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It just seems like something they'd be fastidious about 🤷♀️. Even when they're all blaming each other for stuff it never comes up. It's weird how a little thing can just bug you (me)
Lol. She was "exiled" to Vanity Fair? How does someone write this stuff and maintain any kind of personal dignity. What a sad descent for this magazine
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Lol. She was "exiled" to Vanity Fair? How does someone write this stuff and maintain any kind of personal dignity. What a sad descent for this magazine
A cranberry jelly rosette
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A cranberry jelly rosette
A little MJM signature in gravy
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A little MJM signature in gravy