Elle Effigy
@elleeffigy.bsky.social
Writer. Maker. Problem Solver.
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This little light of mine,
I’m gonna let it shine
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This little light of mine,
I’m gonna let it shine
If only someone could have warned us nearly a hundred years ago that every attempted insurrection that goes unpunished is a training exercise.
February 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If only someone could have warned us nearly a hundred years ago that every attempted insurrection that goes unpunished is a training exercise.
I’m sure it’ll be fine— I mean, every other time a CEO takes charge of something he feels confident to manage despite having little to no firsthand experience, he’s making headlines in no time, right?
February 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m sure it’ll be fine— I mean, every other time a CEO takes charge of something he feels confident to manage despite having little to no firsthand experience, he’s making headlines in no time, right?
Kash Patel wrote a terribly thinly veiled kids’ book about the “stolen” 2020 election called The Plot Against the King.
No, I’m not making this up.
No, I’m not making this up.
January 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Kash Patel wrote a terribly thinly veiled kids’ book about the “stolen” 2020 election called The Plot Against the King.
No, I’m not making this up.
No, I’m not making this up.
Of course he does.
January 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Of course he does.
January 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Great news, kids, you’ll no longer be forced to accept others’ ideologies without critical examination.
Now stand for the pledge of allegiance you were required to memorize in kindergarten, because if you don’t all say the special words, magic sky cloth won’t freedom.
Now stand for the pledge of allegiance you were required to memorize in kindergarten, because if you don’t all say the special words, magic sky cloth won’t freedom.
January 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Great news, kids, you’ll no longer be forced to accept others’ ideologies without critical examination.
Now stand for the pledge of allegiance you were required to memorize in kindergarten, because if you don’t all say the special words, magic sky cloth won’t freedom.
Now stand for the pledge of allegiance you were required to memorize in kindergarten, because if you don’t all say the special words, magic sky cloth won’t freedom.
Seems legit.
In related news, there is no war in Ba Sing Se
In related news, there is no war in Ba Sing Se
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Seems legit.
In related news, there is no war in Ba Sing Se
In related news, there is no war in Ba Sing Se
Just gonna leave these here.
January 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Just gonna leave these here.
Those of us who came here following the exodus from Twitter and Meta, reaching out to gather in those of you who lost access to TikTok today
January 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Those of us who came here following the exodus from Twitter and Meta, reaching out to gather in those of you who lost access to TikTok today
“…and what will they be wearing? And what are they doing after prom?”
He’s not the only reason we’re gonna need guillotines in two sizes, but he’s sure as hell on the list.
He’s not the only reason we’re gonna need guillotines in two sizes, but he’s sure as hell on the list.
January 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“…and what will they be wearing? And what are they doing after prom?”
He’s not the only reason we’re gonna need guillotines in two sizes, but he’s sure as hell on the list.
He’s not the only reason we’re gonna need guillotines in two sizes, but he’s sure as hell on the list.
January 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We’re in a bigger, uglier wave of The Flying Chutney Flu than we’ve seen in some time. Tricky bit: we can apparently be infectious for upwards of *two weeks* after symptoms subside. Please be safe out there and, as always, wash yer gattdamn hands.
January 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We’re in a bigger, uglier wave of The Flying Chutney Flu than we’ve seen in some time. Tricky bit: we can apparently be infectious for upwards of *two weeks* after symptoms subside. Please be safe out there and, as always, wash yer gattdamn hands.
How does the saying go? “Even a broken clock is right twice a day”?
December 31, 2024 at 3:08 PM
How does the saying go? “Even a broken clock is right twice a day”?
If Republicans are going to force kids to study the Bible in school, here’s a great place to start when they go back in January — compliments of @fathernathan.bsky.social
December 20, 2024 at 10:25 PM
If Republicans are going to force kids to study the Bible in school, here’s a great place to start when they go back in January — compliments of @fathernathan.bsky.social