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Lauren
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This is like when Elon walked into Twitter HQ with a sink.
January 22, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I dunno my dad has slow-burn dementia (what a hell that is) and he has never/doesn’t act like this. Dementia plus narcissism is an awful combo as we are seeing.
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Me waiting for my tactical gear
a man with braces on his teeth says i can t wait to show off my skills
Alt: a man with braces on his teeth says i can t wait to show off my skills
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January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Is this why they want to arm the public service?
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Postpartum depression. Times two!!! 🥳
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Someone call Gladys the orca!
December 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
December 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Agreed, I became my friend groups weather expert before I left the bad place! I follow him here but am always hoping he posts more here!
December 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Try searching Levothyroxine which is the medical name. It’s there with all the different dosages! Hope that helps you!
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
When my daughter was a toddler and my partner would leave the house, she’d run to the door and bang on it, screaming “DADDDDDY” as if he’d left her with strangers. 🫩
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Most days I’m glad I am!
a fluffy kitten sitting next to a cup of coffee with steam coming out of it
Alt: a fluffy kitten sitting next to a cup of coffee with steam coming out of it
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December 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I’ve said this for so long. I know he’s married (lol) but he really gives off incel vibes! I mean since he used the MGTOW tags…proof is in the pudding I guess.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just smirking all the way.
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Very much don’t want that.
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Where do I pick up my tank?
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Listening with my 12 year old and when you said “Stay 6-7 feet away” she yelled “SIIIIXXXX SEVVVVVEN”
Great segment and glad I am listening with the kids.
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It does, however, “Meat End” was so unappealing to me haha
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Someone I knew called it the Meat End because they used it for sopping up the gravy etc…
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I was nine years old when this happened. I can distinctly pinpoint this event into shaping my early world view.
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
One time a young salesperson at La Vie en Rose was recommending bras and motioned over to the bralettes and I looked at her and said “Do I look like a bralette would hold me?” and laughed and she said “LOL. No”. Give me the wires they use for broadway shows.
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Cowboys up 10 pts now!
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM