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@elle-mau.bsky.social
just a little blue silly living in a nest on a limb on a branch on a tree in the bog down in an oubliette

(she/they)
The plague of man-eater insects was sent to save us when it begins raining men, as was prophesied
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Perhaps some Vogon poetry would help?
August 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Literal silver lining on your cloud
July 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Or are they like Attorneys General? Marys Go-Round?
April 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I shall henceforth be referring to them as Mary Go-Rounds
April 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
(neuro)spicy Susan
April 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I like the suggestion in the comments for people to nominate the holidays/busy times that they're available for
April 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sometimes you've gotta also turn it off and on again via a process called "sleep". If you're unlucky, the body will use this opportunity to install updates and you've gotta cycle it through all the maintenance processes again. It's very inefficient.
February 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
(in actual fact, I think there was a stash of hessian bags to slide down on)
February 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Who says it didn't?
February 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Tell me you've never pursued something for the principle without telling me...

I'd put money on her victim-blaming nonsense extending to the very same rape victims she's talking about here.
February 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Adorable! 🥰
January 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
But is your dog okay?
January 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Some people really just took that "I reject your reality and substitute my own" and ran with it, didn't they?
January 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by e
And another. We live in the age of anti-culture. harpers.org/archive/2025...
The Ghosts in the Machine, by Liz Pelly
Spotify’s plot against musicians
harpers.org
December 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I've also heard (read) a bunch of chefs say they eat terribly themselves because all their preparing food energy is used for other people and they cbf when they get home
December 22, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Marriagening! Huzzah!!
December 21, 2024 at 7:12 AM