I was at "what time is this stupid summit at" levels of anxious today, God knows what comes out of this meeting

I know this quote is the subtitle specifically because of the absurdity but I still feel like some editorialising was warranted: "he says, absurdly, in an interview" or "despite publicly doing so" or the like.
When confident nobody will dare say the obvious, brazenly denying reality is a power flex!

This looks to me like a tungsten cube enthusiast set up this "experiment" to embezzle Anthropic research funding

Sometimes I read @theverge.com's reviews of products I will never buy for the self-aware passion and humour that goes into them.

Americans are focusing on the recklessly incomptent handling of state secrets.

Europeans should be focusing on the "loathing" and disdain for "PATHETIC" allies.

The US Vice-President argued against doing something because it helped Europe; the WH countered that they could use it to "extract" cash

Who on Earth at Google thought that I would want the weather it *currently* is a whole SIX times per day every day?
No, absolutely not, switching off as many as possible. So many nonsense notification reasons which I don't think were there before

It's going to be a loooong four years of "what did the Madman In Chief say today" 😐

And he's not even taken office yet