i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all

happy birthday hanger @hangmanpage.bsky.social 🩵

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

@hangmanpage.bsky.social can you share your hair care routine please 😁

hi