I could pull more bitches than you even though I am a straight natural born female whos antisocial as fuck.

Good to know your observational skills are as on point as your bullshit slinging. That is, they both are nonexistent.

Bullies and trolls name their own insecurities when targeting their victims. Narcissists seek out attention when they realize they aren't the center of the universe. Snowflakes resort to childish name calling when ignored.

I'm not sure if I qualify for a "one of us" chant, but I know I made enough goofs for Cajun to have some laughable content.

I'm more wifey-ed than his ex ever was. An expensive piece of paper isn't gonna make any difference.

It's not real cucumber kimchi but it's the closest description I can think of. It's spicy and crunchy and interestingly refreshing.

I added a TBSP of gochujang (red pepper paste) and sub honey for the sugar.

Shread or slice the cucumbers. Salt them like crazy... 3 or 4 TBSP. Let them sit from 10 min to an hour. Rinse and drain twice. Add all the items into a container & pop a tight lid and shake. Chill overnight for more flavor

She had a long day of play.

My dude.... what am I? Chopped liver? Do you think I would let him fail that bad???