If you started with this instead of replying with a snarky "umm, did you forget Jan 6th?" you wouldn't be spending your afternoon trying to convince people that you actually aren't talking about Jan 6 the event

Walking through my house singing "Konami Code... Konami Cooooode"

if you don't want people to insult you shouldn't start your argument by insulting the person you're asking. idiot

If you make it your whole life without nutting St Peter jacks you off at the pearly gates and harvests God

If you can't be bothered to type out what you want then it obviously isn't important enough to warrant a call!