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Julie Elkins
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Opinionated/totally disobedient banjo player/terrible basketball player from Montana/North Carolina who likes to cook up food/pranks, hang out with/learn from cool, smart peeps. Big fan of /.
I just shoveled this mess yesterday. Old Man Winter, you’re a bastard.
February 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
February 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
@washingtonpost.com, If you’re looking for a new cartoonist, my 11-year-old niece is a genius! 😂
JD Vance doing JD Vance stuff…
January 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
How to have zero fun.
January 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
VP Kamala Harris doing the job she was elected to do and not inciting a whiny bitch insurrection about it.
January 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One thing we can all be grateful for today is that we won’t see Kamala Harris inciting a bunch of coked-up rednecks to perpetrate a violent and traitorous insurrection on the United States of America.
January 6th, 2021 left an embarrassing scar every American will have to wear forever onward.
January 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
January 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Y’all are just jealous. 😝
January 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
This dog’s name is “Lugnut.” ❤️ 😂
Happy Betwixtmas, everybody!
December 30, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Taylor Swift Code Cracked!
Check this out - you can hear it in almost every one of her songs (but once you do, you can never unhear it!)
December 1, 2024 at 6:20 PM
November 29, 2024 at 8:31 PM
This looks like a mistake but it’s not. If you want a big slice of pie, there are several and for those who just want a little piece there are plenty of those, too. Genius!
November 27, 2024 at 9:39 AM
November 25, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Duh. But when you already harbor racist beliefs, it’s easier to blame it on foreigners, especially the ones who aren’t white.
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 PM
The look on my MAGA co-worker’s face, whose family is in the beef industry (so she was stoked about the upcoming tariffs) when I reminded her that we import very little beef in this country and all the processing equipment/parts for that equipment are made in China.
November 21, 2024 at 10:55 AM
I like babies as much as the next childless cat lady but these macarons are creepy af. And I can only imagine they taste/smell like a diaper. 🤮
November 18, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Fresh snow, full moon.
3 am in Bozeman, Montana
November 17, 2024 at 4:51 AM