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👻💀 raising kane 💀👻
@elkaneo.bsky.social
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sings along to most songs even though i can’t sing or bother to learn the words -
i skeet about things and other stuff
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Michael Scott I DECLARE ANARCHY
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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better than sex cake
chocolate cake that’s had sweetened condensed milk and caramel soak through topped with whipped cream and crushed up heath bar
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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yep
good day
koko the doggo im his neon harness w matching pineapple bandana looking back smiling
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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sunday morning football caramel rolls and surprising the kid with breakfast in bed - shaping up to be good day
close up of a plate full of the most delicious caramel rolls 3 of them are what my kid calls monster rolls made by combining two of the regular rolls together mostly using magic - behind the plate - smiling pig - shock troop in yellow and 2 super mutant potatoes - the theng on the left is basically the thing but potato and on the right is spuddge dread the potato of justice
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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not saying my jack-o’-lantern hasn’t hit the evil enough to kill me but … maybe?
picture of a jack-o’-lantern on my porch glowing very menacingly
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Chuck Finley for America
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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PSYCH PSATURDAY for the people
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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POTATOE SUPREME COURT (in fucia I think at the bottom of our epic cover SPUDDGE DREAD (orange ) mutant potato is front and a bit off center three sticks for legs a red M for his hero shorts a red bow tie belt dark glasses wearing pink and blonde wig his super powers are that he’s gay and he he can make peoples brains explode if he tries really really really hard i mean it really takes a lot out of him oh and of course he can do a bunch of magic and maybe sometimes super strength on the left is mutant potato the theng a pretty awesome horror of a potato with four stick legs and two dark blob eyes and a big blob mouth green and orange growths for arms super power of the thing from the movie (the one with Jack Burton) except it’s a mutant potato - so it can turn into anything but then you know mostly potato jerry the naked pig grins happily beside a green container that looks almost exactly like a green Red Bull can - it is a happy grin but it’s also the extremely horrifying one if you know your darker timelines jJim (the second j is silent) wearing a gas mask with yellow helmet and haz suit jJim and jerry have just arrived from the future to initiate protocol fry-on merging sentient potatoes into 2 super mutant potatoes the battle to save the world has just begun so potago to the polls and vote for your favorite potato This is the origin story of the potato meme war but really literal potato war saga and for legal reasons I need to state that i am not bound by future law and these potatoes owe no fealty to cyber court
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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I have a love hate relationship with this tree
big ass oak tree in the neighboring yard that looms over my house like a murderous ent waiting waiting
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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WOULD
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I guess you’re going to tell me that my daughter didn’t get a ringpopwraith last night?
Purple ring pop with a Ringwraith trapped inside
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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skeet something random or you’ll have an awful november
Koko the doggo sporting a spiffy bandana with pink flamingos mid yawn with his tongue waaaay out
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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evergreen
lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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are you stupid ?
movie poster for baby geniuses - a bunch of babies in diapers that are fucking geniuses and it came out in 1999
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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peeole 4 life
michael jordan - fuck them olives
October 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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walking Koko and came across

FIRE ENGINE!
Red fire engine in the parking lot of an elementary school with the ladder extended and kids milling about
October 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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did you get this made into a badge yet?
1.2K comments 443 reskeets/quoteskeets and 37 likes
October 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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we are starting psych psaturday off with pancakes and one of the greatest episodes - last night gus

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Couple of plates on a countertop both have strawbsberries and blueberries - one has a stack of pancakes while the other waits patiently
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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things i fed this morning

dog shark
Koko the doggo - black and tan shepherd mix sitting calmly in the kitchen wearing a light blue bandana with pink flamingos because he’s a playboy kamryn 12 year old kid wearing her shark pajamas which isn’t pjs with sharks on them no way - it’s a whole ass shark costume - with just part of her face peeking out the mouth - sitting on the couch waiting for her eggo with blueberry and strawberry toppings
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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the scene in terminator two when John Connor’s friend - the kid with the kickass mullet and jean vest looks at a picture of John and pretends he doesn’t know him - the T1000 dressed as a cop is the guy who played major general felts in the episode of psych with john cena where shawn comes up with Gus’s absolute best nickname - ghee buttersnaps
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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fuck off moon it’s daytime
Morning sky over my neighbors house - a teeny tiny moon hovers over some trees - looks bigger irl
October 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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@moxiest.art

got my shirts in and they’re awesome

absolutely going to trick my lil girl into matching dad lol
2 black tshirts laid on the back of the couch one has an elephant farting that says smellyphant - the other has a green elephant and says abolish mondays
October 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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fuck me up doughboy
Four giant ass caramel rolls on a stone baking thingy
October 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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happy birfday from koko the doggo - black and tan shepherd mix laying on his back looking super happy
October 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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happy psych psaturday
Koko the doggo in his green harness standing beside a red fire hydrant
October 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM