JP
eljope.bsky.social
JP
@eljope.bsky.social
I hope you know this will go down on your permanent record.
Legit offer to sign? Where/how?
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Festivus poles are still okay though, right?
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Leave everything to me!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ooo, actually in town?
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ugh, my number one recurring nightmare.
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Pong
September 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Eek, WP? I hope that instance is well isolated from anything else you're doing.
July 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Waaaitaminute, that's an NYT game? Are you throwing subtle shade? *squints*
July 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"Scowl"
July 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"It's a trap!"
July 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The adventures of Florida Man and his sidekick Also Florida Man! Srsly, I expected the punchline to be that Frank now on the bench of the FL Supreme Court. Maybe it is, actually, but I am just too damned impatient.
July 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
But... birds aren't real?? Or so I used to hear. Have ceased to actually care either way.
July 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
If you can obtain pickle ice cream, then count me in.
July 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We have been rewatching the series and just saw that episode last week. So quaint!
July 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Oh hell yes. I cast Non-Euclidean Geometry! Which is technically not paradoxical, but certainly messes with your head.
July 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I mean, I'm out in yard doing manual labor anyway, so....
June 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Naw, can spell it correctly, albeit awkwardly:
MA---T
---TER
Unless you're talking about the cartoon truck. Curious who he voted for.
June 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm down! Miss my SICAGA time. So. Hard.
June 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Interesting: They could have spelled out "matter". Wonder if not doing so was a deliberate choice?
June 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Interesting that Junior used the term "leftist" though, rather than the usual L-word dog-whistle. I'm trying to recall the last time I heard that used by any R, outside of referring to groups in Central America.
June 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM