@eljook.bsky.social
Fuck off, quisling. I look forward to the day I get to read your obituary, and preferably your death is from an ailment that insurance won't cover.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Fuck off, quisling. I look forward to the day I get to read your obituary, and preferably your death is from an ailment that insurance won't cover.
Hmm, might you be an ally in the fight to eradicate the forces that pronounce "quixotic" as "quick-saw-tic"? And yes, it would be a genocide, but these people are history's greatest monsters.
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hmm, might you be an ally in the fight to eradicate the forces that pronounce "quixotic" as "quick-saw-tic"? And yes, it would be a genocide, but these people are history's greatest monsters.
I beg to differ, he did say one thing that was correct: he Is "not so careful" with what he says. He merely blurts out whatever his last firing neuron tells him to say.
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I beg to differ, he did say one thing that was correct: he Is "not so careful" with what he says. He merely blurts out whatever his last firing neuron tells him to say.
He has an (R) next to his name and he's obviously unwilling to tell truth to power. Being the nicest member of the KKK is meaningless, especially when one is apparently comfortable with putting on the white hood
September 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
He has an (R) next to his name and he's obviously unwilling to tell truth to power. Being the nicest member of the KKK is meaningless, especially when one is apparently comfortable with putting on the white hood
Or we could just weld the door shut and walk away. That's less effort and an even better outcome.
September 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Or we could just weld the door shut and walk away. That's less effort and an even better outcome.
constantly bitched and moaned about inflation but apparently don't understand that younger adults will put off getting health insurance if they have to choose between that and monthly survival expenses. Republicans decided that health care is a luxury, and not a necessity, so they won't understand
August 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
constantly bitched and moaned about inflation but apparently don't understand that younger adults will put off getting health insurance if they have to choose between that and monthly survival expenses. Republicans decided that health care is a luxury, and not a necessity, so they won't understand
I would guess that's because the cutoff for staying on a parent's health insurance is 26. Factor in time it takes to be approved for Medicaid and I bet there's a number of first time enrollees at that age, folks still in their early adulthood who are still struggling to pay their bills. The GOP
August 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I would guess that's because the cutoff for staying on a parent's health insurance is 26. Factor in time it takes to be approved for Medicaid and I bet there's a number of first time enrollees at that age, folks still in their early adulthood who are still struggling to pay their bills. The GOP
Just a friendly reminder that Jesse Watters, before they were dating, let the air out of his wife's car tires so he could "accidentally" happen by and help her. Dude's a creepyass stalker
July 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just a friendly reminder that Jesse Watters, before they were dating, let the air out of his wife's car tires so he could "accidentally" happen by and help her. Dude's a creepyass stalker
Death, but hopefully that catches up to him, and soon
July 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Death, but hopefully that catches up to him, and soon
Like a lot of the bullshit spewed by those morons, it's thinly veiled racism. If Obama's middle name was something like "William" they wouldn't give a fuck.
July 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Like a lot of the bullshit spewed by those morons, it's thinly veiled racism. If Obama's middle name was something like "William" they wouldn't give a fuck.
The only thing that would've made it better is if she put the picture directly behind Margarine's head, so it'd look like the guy was giving her bunny ears
May 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The only thing that would've made it better is if she put the picture directly behind Margarine's head, so it'd look like the guy was giving her bunny ears
Ok, but we're not MAGAts, and are capable of multitasking.
April 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ok, but we're not MAGAts, and are capable of multitasking.
"Congress can't do anything"?
Chuck's been in Congress longer than I've been alive...and I'm Gen X. Is he really telling me that my knowledge of the Legislative branch laps his?
It's called "impeachment", you fucking hick-ass lich. Your party is in control of the process, have the House initiate it
Chuck's been in Congress longer than I've been alive...and I'm Gen X. Is he really telling me that my knowledge of the Legislative branch laps his?
It's called "impeachment", you fucking hick-ass lich. Your party is in control of the process, have the House initiate it
April 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"Congress can't do anything"?
Chuck's been in Congress longer than I've been alive...and I'm Gen X. Is he really telling me that my knowledge of the Legislative branch laps his?
It's called "impeachment", you fucking hick-ass lich. Your party is in control of the process, have the House initiate it
Chuck's been in Congress longer than I've been alive...and I'm Gen X. Is he really telling me that my knowledge of the Legislative branch laps his?
It's called "impeachment", you fucking hick-ass lich. Your party is in control of the process, have the House initiate it
I am certain that Lindsey Graham's is that he's gay and likes younger men. I have no idea how or why he actually thinks that virtually no one else knows this and thus is so desperate to keep it "secret"
April 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I am certain that Lindsey Graham's is that he's gay and likes younger men. I have no idea how or why he actually thinks that virtually no one else knows this and thus is so desperate to keep it "secret"
Yeah, let's just never learn from our mistakes, there's no way that can bite us on the ass when we're "going into the future'!
March 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yeah, let's just never learn from our mistakes, there's no way that can bite us on the ass when we're "going into the future'!
You might have a point if you and the rest of the brigade of waffling dipshits ACTUALLY ARE TRYING TO STOP THEM. But sure, call another press conference to sound an "alert". It's like you're activating the Bat Signal and trying desperately to pretend you're not Batman so you don't have to answer it
March 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You might have a point if you and the rest of the brigade of waffling dipshits ACTUALLY ARE TRYING TO STOP THEM. But sure, call another press conference to sound an "alert". It's like you're activating the Bat Signal and trying desperately to pretend you're not Batman so you don't have to answer it
"collusively" boycott? Is he that fucking stupid that he doesn't realize the very nature of a movement to boycott something always requires collusion?
You'd think that, with all his whining and claiming he never "colluded" with Russians, that he would've actually learned the definition of collusion
You'd think that, with all his whining and claiming he never "colluded" with Russians, that he would've actually learned the definition of collusion
March 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"collusively" boycott? Is he that fucking stupid that he doesn't realize the very nature of a movement to boycott something always requires collusion?
You'd think that, with all his whining and claiming he never "colluded" with Russians, that he would've actually learned the definition of collusion
You'd think that, with all his whining and claiming he never "colluded" with Russians, that he would've actually learned the definition of collusion
Question: can you ask Jeffries if he ever plans on going on a quest to find his testicles? Because right now his wimpass is looking like a eunuch of Emperor Trump
March 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Question: can you ask Jeffries if he ever plans on going on a quest to find his testicles? Because right now his wimpass is looking like a eunuch of Emperor Trump
"House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., encouraged members to stay on message and keep the spotlight focused on the people affected by Trump’s policies — not make the story about themselves"
Which you are apparently doing by scolding anyone making a statement during this sham. Goddamn wimp.
Which you are apparently doing by scolding anyone making a statement during this sham. Goddamn wimp.
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., encouraged members to stay on message and keep the spotlight focused on the people affected by Trump’s policies — not make the story about themselves"
Which you are apparently doing by scolding anyone making a statement during this sham. Goddamn wimp.
Which you are apparently doing by scolding anyone making a statement during this sham. Goddamn wimp.
I have a better idea. Why don't "guys like that" stop hating on everyone but a specific group to whom they've allegiance, so we can build an anti-Trump coalition?
Yeah, that's what I thought. Being a "moderate" shouldn't mean everyone else should have to compromise with YOU, but never vice versa.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Being a "moderate" shouldn't mean everyone else should have to compromise with YOU, but never vice versa.
March 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I have a better idea. Why don't "guys like that" stop hating on everyone but a specific group to whom they've allegiance, so we can build an anti-Trump coalition?
Yeah, that's what I thought. Being a "moderate" shouldn't mean everyone else should have to compromise with YOU, but never vice versa.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Being a "moderate" shouldn't mean everyone else should have to compromise with YOU, but never vice versa.
Huh. Well, I must say, it is quite bold for someone who's obviously never seen "The Big Lebowski" to use "The Dude" as an avatar.
February 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Huh. Well, I must say, it is quite bold for someone who's obviously never seen "The Big Lebowski" to use "The Dude" as an avatar.
To be fair, we also created the current generation 20 years ago with the Bush administration's bullshit invasion of Iraq.Saddam Hussein was an asshole but he wasn't stupid; terrorists are often unstable ideologues, which is exactly why a savvy leader keeps them at arm's length lest they turn on THEM
February 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
To be fair, we also created the current generation 20 years ago with the Bush administration's bullshit invasion of Iraq.Saddam Hussein was an asshole but he wasn't stupid; terrorists are often unstable ideologues, which is exactly why a savvy leader keeps them at arm's length lest they turn on THEM
You're not going to do shit other than validate Red stater's beliefs that you're an out-of-touch coastal elite, and frankly at this point I agree with them
February 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You're not going to do shit other than validate Red stater's beliefs that you're an out-of-touch coastal elite, and frankly at this point I agree with them
It's a bit difficult to enjoy the Superbowl and pizza WHEN THE FUCKING HOUSE IS ON FIRE.
February 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It's a bit difficult to enjoy the Superbowl and pizza WHEN THE FUCKING HOUSE IS ON FIRE.