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ElJayEm
@eljayem.bsky.social
Mid 40s, half Yorkshire/half Irish. One time Weegie.
@simonmayo.bsky.social On the wall, near the floor.
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Sausage Roll Bag
July 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
So, I have finally left Twitter. The amount of abuse I got for calling out racism was astounding. It’s something I had been mulling for a while anyway, and that was the last straw.
July 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Waiting for my time.
July 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
July 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social going for a Nat Sherman
July 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Spanish for poncho.
June 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Ice Cream License.
June 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Get off the bin, Cheryl!
May 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social No Pampas Grass here!
May 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social If it rattles, put it backles(?)
May 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Howard Two-Jars.
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Sad chocolate.
April 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Fancy some Cluedo?
March 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
March 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’ve signed, will you?
Petition: Cancel Trump’s state visit
Stop Trump Coalition
stoptrump.org.uk
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Paging Dr Shovel.
February 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Enough bingo already.
February 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social The geese were her parents.
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Skimming the Underbelly.
January 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social High Moral Knoll.
January 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Hot Little Hamster.
December 14, 2024 at 6:00 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Questionable Brownies.
December 7, 2024 at 7:53 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social fish swimming sideways.
November 29, 2024 at 7:12 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Baby on a Rollercoaster.
November 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM