Elizabeth
@elizcall.bsky.social
dragged kicking and screaming into the Kingdom of God | she/her
trying to get everyone I know to read Gravity's Rainbow, has not worked so far
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
trying to get everyone I know to read Gravity's Rainbow, has not worked so far
real profundity from the Oil Monkey
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
real profundity from the Oil Monkey
read the Ol*via N*zzi excerpt
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
read the Ol*via N*zzi excerpt
this guy dropped out but i cannot believe this is his real name
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
this guy dropped out but i cannot believe this is his real name
thinking about her (little kitten I found in my yard yesterday who stopped rolling around in the leaves to stare at me for a little bit and then then ran away)
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
thinking about her (little kitten I found in my yard yesterday who stopped rolling around in the leaves to stare at me for a little bit and then then ran away)
The Earth is the Lord's and everything in it
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The Earth is the Lord's and everything in it
we are talking about Adam & Eve and original sin in confirmation this week and the powerpoint goes hard ngl
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
we are talking about Adam & Eve and original sin in confirmation this week and the powerpoint goes hard ngl
do you all hear yourselves
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
do you all hear yourselves
@dsamorod.bsky.social won't give the laugh react I deserve
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@dsamorod.bsky.social won't give the laugh react I deserve
Happy Reformation Day to my fellow Protestants and posters
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Happy Reformation Day to my fellow Protestants and posters
literally just texted my friend this
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
literally just texted my friend this
Try this as an exercise—reread the gospels but replace the name Jesus with "Scrooge McDuck". What kind of impression of Mr. McDuck do you come away with?
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Try this as an exercise—reread the gospels but replace the name Jesus with "Scrooge McDuck". What kind of impression of Mr. McDuck do you come away with?
having a Nazi phase is not normal and a flirtation with Nazism should be disqualifying from public office
October 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
having a Nazi phase is not normal and a flirtation with Nazism should be disqualifying from public office
my small grinch heart has grown three sizes since I met Otto
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
my small grinch heart has grown three sizes since I met Otto
yesterday made three years since this friendly little stray trotted up to me in the alley and then never left my side. I named him Otto eventually. I love this sweet and goofy little cat an absurd amount - he is the purest creature I've ever met
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
yesterday made three years since this friendly little stray trotted up to me in the alley and then never left my side. I named him Otto eventually. I love this sweet and goofy little cat an absurd amount - he is the purest creature I've ever met