Bought a dishwasher recently and when researching, there were so many models we rejected because we needed an app and/or to connect them to the internet. I just want the damn thing to wash my dishes for fuck's sake.

This Butcharts or Beacon Hill? Trying to determine where this is?

Much like some people admire billionaires because they think one day they will become one, this is the only reason I write sci fi.