Eliza Sea
@elizasea.bsky.social
Feral housewife. I make things, I pick up heavy things, I dance, and I play make believe. This is just me screaming at the void. 🩷💜💙 she/her
I made a joke to a cute girl 15 years ago that sock yarn doesn't count as part of your stash. Today, she came back from Portugal with the Portuguese wool I asked for, and a ball of my favorite sock yarn "because sock yarn doesn't count".
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I made a joke to a cute girl 15 years ago that sock yarn doesn't count as part of your stash. Today, she came back from Portugal with the Portuguese wool I asked for, and a ball of my favorite sock yarn "because sock yarn doesn't count".
I went to the gym because I thought it was deadlift day. It was not. It was squat day.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I went to the gym because I thought it was deadlift day. It was not. It was squat day.
I highly suggest having an emotional support rotisserie chicken in the fridge. Get emotional? Grab a handful of chicken and eat it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I highly suggest having an emotional support rotisserie chicken in the fridge. Get emotional? Grab a handful of chicken and eat it.
It is the year 2025. Remixes of Delerium's Silence are still dropping. This song will never die. Every remix is fire.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It is the year 2025. Remixes of Delerium's Silence are still dropping. This song will never die. Every remix is fire.
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Libraries do so much for our communities and families and we'd like to give back!
Please take time this coming week to send an email or postcard of appreciation for your library to your superintendent, school board/city council, county commissioners court- or to librarians themselves!
Please take time this coming week to send an email or postcard of appreciation for your library to your superintendent, school board/city council, county commissioners court- or to librarians themselves!
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Libraries do so much for our communities and families and we'd like to give back!
Please take time this coming week to send an email or postcard of appreciation for your library to your superintendent, school board/city council, county commissioners court- or to librarians themselves!
Please take time this coming week to send an email or postcard of appreciation for your library to your superintendent, school board/city council, county commissioners court- or to librarians themselves!
It's the middle of November and I'm sitting on my back porch in shorts and a tank top getting bit by mosquitoes.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's the middle of November and I'm sitting on my back porch in shorts and a tank top getting bit by mosquitoes.
When one of the local larp venues posts a picture of their 4th of July celebrations and someone's wearing a fucking Nazi hat in one of them. I know where my money isn't going.
July 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When one of the local larp venues posts a picture of their 4th of July celebrations and someone's wearing a fucking Nazi hat in one of them. I know where my money isn't going.
And now we have reached the "inner thoughts exposition ninja run" section.
July 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
And now we have reached the "inner thoughts exposition ninja run" section.
Idk why I keep saying his name nuh-ROO-toe instead of the proper pronunciation but whatever. I'm watching Kakashi and Not Rock Lee fighting this thing that looks like a kitsune made out of bubblegum. Naruto has constantly been on fire.
July 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Idk why I keep saying his name nuh-ROO-toe instead of the proper pronunciation but whatever. I'm watching Kakashi and Not Rock Lee fighting this thing that looks like a kitsune made out of bubblegum. Naruto has constantly been on fire.
I'm watching Bleach Thousand Year War with my nephew. We're somewhere in season 2 and so far it's "My power works like this" "Oh yeah? Well I beat you because my power works like that." "Yeah but my power also works this way that cancels out your power" repeat until someone finally dies.
July 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm watching Bleach Thousand Year War with my nephew. We're somewhere in season 2 and so far it's "My power works like this" "Oh yeah? Well I beat you because my power works like that." "Yeah but my power also works this way that cancels out your power" repeat until someone finally dies.
I just saw someone call Magic Knights Rayearth and Fushigi Yuugi isekai anime. And like, they're not wrong, but I hate it.
June 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I just saw someone call Magic Knights Rayearth and Fushigi Yuugi isekai anime. And like, they're not wrong, but I hate it.
Results were good. Why do I feel my uterus hurting when I haven't had one in like 6 years?
June 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Results were good. Why do I feel my uterus hurting when I haven't had one in like 6 years?
For some reason I forgot Monday was shot day when I scheduled my ovary ultrasound appointment. Shot day is also super farty day. Whoops. Sorry, gyno. Hope I don't fart in your face.
June 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
For some reason I forgot Monday was shot day when I scheduled my ovary ultrasound appointment. Shot day is also super farty day. Whoops. Sorry, gyno. Hope I don't fart in your face.
I had a weird dream about J-pop boys, drugs, and a weird work/school/camp hybrid. I blame @thunderai.bsky.social for the J-pop boys. Tegoshi was in there. And others, I don't remember their names now.
June 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I had a weird dream about J-pop boys, drugs, and a weird work/school/camp hybrid. I blame @thunderai.bsky.social for the J-pop boys. Tegoshi was in there. And others, I don't remember their names now.
My nephew ate 3 lbs of string chees since Thursday evening. How do you eat that much string cheese? I'm 90% certain the string cheese was consumed before Sunday.
June 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My nephew ate 3 lbs of string chees since Thursday evening. How do you eat that much string cheese? I'm 90% certain the string cheese was consumed before Sunday.
The youth are now referring to anime such as Ergo Proxy, Record of Lodoss War, and Flame of Recca as underground anime. No baby, those are just old. There are no edits because they didn't exist yet. It's like calling Laverne and Shirley underground.
June 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The youth are now referring to anime such as Ergo Proxy, Record of Lodoss War, and Flame of Recca as underground anime. No baby, those are just old. There are no edits because they didn't exist yet. It's like calling Laverne and Shirley underground.
Yay I have power. Boo, my doctor got fired for recording people going to the bathroom in the staff bathroom and I found out from opening a fucking Chrome tab. www.ksat.com/news/local/2...
H-E-B doctor admitted to placing hidden recording device in staff bathroom, records show
A doctor at an H-E-B Wellness Primary Care Office admitted to placing a hidden recording device in the staff bathroom, records show.
www.ksat.com
June 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Yay I have power. Boo, my doctor got fired for recording people going to the bathroom in the staff bathroom and I found out from opening a fucking Chrome tab. www.ksat.com/news/local/2...
No tornado, but the power has been out for like 6 hours. Neat.
June 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
No tornado, but the power has been out for like 6 hours. Neat.
Tornado warning means the whole fam is in the hallway. Whee.
June 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tornado warning means the whole fam is in the hallway. Whee.
I met a group of real jackasses over the weekend. Luckily my fri nd snagged a picture.
June 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I met a group of real jackasses over the weekend. Luckily my fri nd snagged a picture.
I love vending at dance events because I always end up so inspired. I hate vending at dance events because my meat suit is wrecked at the end of it.
June 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I love vending at dance events because I always end up so inspired. I hate vending at dance events because my meat suit is wrecked at the end of it.
Also how the fuck is it below 70 in June?
June 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Also how the fuck is it below 70 in June?
I hate it when the astrology app astrologies well.
June 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I hate it when the astrology app astrologies well.
I have so many things I need to do and I want to do absolutely zero of them. I have no motivation all I want to do is sleep and I can't sleep because I'm taking my jewelry vending on the road Friday, and I have so many last minute things to do.
June 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have so many things I need to do and I want to do absolutely zero of them. I have no motivation all I want to do is sleep and I can't sleep because I'm taking my jewelry vending on the road Friday, and I have so many last minute things to do.
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Would you like to read about a long-running, extremely messy family feud in the world of Texas barbecue? Of course you would
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June 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Would you like to read about a long-running, extremely messy family feud in the world of Texas barbecue? Of course you would
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