Elizabeth Starkey
@elizabethstarkey.bsky.social
www.elizabethstarkey.com
Artist. Comedy maker. Vintage sitcom enthusiast. Really into quesadillas. Creative weirdo behind @blazingfig.bsky.social.
Artist. Comedy maker. Vintage sitcom enthusiast. Really into quesadillas. Creative weirdo behind @blazingfig.bsky.social.
"Everything happens for a reason." Okay but it seems like the reason is most often solely to inconvenience me.
July 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"Everything happens for a reason." Okay but it seems like the reason is most often solely to inconvenience me.
"Look at all that collagen!" - Me, a geriatric Millennial meeting a friend's baby for the first time
May 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"Look at all that collagen!" - Me, a geriatric Millennial meeting a friend's baby for the first time
I've seen at least 10 news stories about Gweneth Paltrow eating cheese, yet whenever I eat cheese (which I assure you is far more often) reporters "don't care" and request that I "leave the New York Times commissary" before they're "forced to call security."
April 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I've seen at least 10 news stories about Gweneth Paltrow eating cheese, yet whenever I eat cheese (which I assure you is far more often) reporters "don't care" and request that I "leave the New York Times commissary" before they're "forced to call security."