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Elizabeth May/Katrina Kendrick
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Not the Green Party leader. #1 Sunday Times bestselling SFF author. Romance as Katrina Kendrick.
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Inject it right into my veinsss
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Death Becomes Her (1992)
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it

Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD
Here follows some claims Lownie makes about Andrew, backed up by testimony from people who knew the prince: He had a member of the royal staff moved from his job for wearing a nylon tie, and another because he had a mole on his face. He had 40 women brought to his hotel room in Thailand over a 5-day visit. Aged 26, he had dozens of stuffed animals on his bed, one of which wore a vest that read “It’s tough being a prince.” He missed his daughter’s 12th birthday party to hang out with Epstein at his Miami beach house. He ran up a bill of £325,000 on helicopters and planes in 2005 alone. He let a Libyan gun smuggler pay for a holiday he took to Tunisia and accepted a present of a bugged MacBook Pro from an attractive woman who turned out to be a Russian spy; he later tried to get himself a free Fabergé egg on an official Kremlin tour. In his role as a special representative for the United Kingdom, he earned, in the diplomatic community, the nickname “His Buffoon Highness” by refusing to follow his briefs and perhaps even read them in the first place. Once, driving his £80,000 Range Rover to Royal Lodge in Great Windsor Park, he found that the gates’ sensor was broken, so, rather than taking a 1-mile detour, he rammed them open, causing thousands of pounds’ worth of damage. Name an undesirable trait a person might have, and this book will demonstrate Andrew having it. He is, in addition to being a sex offender, cruel, easily enraged, stupid, boring, naive, attention-seeking, unfunny, childish, arrogant, and out of touch, as well as a misogynist, a liar, a thief, a bully, a pervert, a bad lover, a bad husband, a bad father, a brat as a child, a brat as a teenager, and a brat as an adult. Just when you’re thinking every possible slight has been leveled at the prince, and that there can surely be no greater depth to which your opinion of him can sink, Lownie relates that staff at Buckingham Palace used to have to clear away collections of “soiled tissues” in his bedroom.
August 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I don't know why people in the quotes are doubting this. CNN literally did a write-up 3 months before the election that mentions Geoff Garin advised the campaign to lay off the "weird" talk, and they (stupidly) listened.
From: https://edition.cnn.com/2024/08/18/politics/kamala-harris-presidential-campaign "Three weeks into her presidential run was the first time the Biden campaign’s pollsters — now hers — held a deep-dive call with Kamala Harris’ inner circle to discuss what she’s been saying on the stump. Over the line came a lot of praise, but also some suggested tweaks. First, said veteran Democratic numbers man Geoff Garin, summarizing their analysis, stop saying, “We’re not going back.” It wasn’t focused enough on the future, he argued. Second, lay off all the “weird” talk — too negative. Harris’ advisers listened. They considered the arguments. They decided to stick with what the crowds were chanting in the arenas."
July 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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I'm so glad S2 of Shiny Happy People is about Teen Mania, because ANY TIME I've tried to tell people about the impact it had on evangelical Gen-X/Millennials and that some have gone on to become politicians and lawyers and judicial clerks currently shaping the political landscape, I felt like this:
July 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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SO EXCITED to share the cover for my upcoming dark fantasy romance THE WOLF AND THE CROWN OF BLOOD. This is a (dark, bloody) reimagining of Beauty and the Beast and Eros/Psyche.

Cover art by Eoin Ryan.

Preorder: geni.us/watcob
Book cover for The Wolf and the Crown of Blood by Elizabeth May. The cover features a golden crown dripping with blood at the top center, surrounded by red rose leaves and vines against a black background. The title is displayed in ornate golden lettering. At the top, text reads "Death is a savior..." on the left and "Who demands blood" on the right. At the bottom, it indicates this is part of "The Broken Accords Series."
July 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Y'ALL HERE IT IS!! AFTER 2 YEARS OF KEEPING IT SECRET!!!!!! I can finally announce my dark fantasy romance, THE WOLF AND THE CROWN OF BLOOD. It's a Beauty and the Beast/Eros & Psyche inspired book about a sacrificial princess who falls for the god sent to kill her.
Daphne Press has acquired the rights to a "thrilling" new dark romantasy series from Sunday Times bestselling author Elizabeth May. Managing director Daphne Tonge acquired UK and Commonwealth rights for The Wolf and the Crown of Blood, the first in a trilogy of standalones – the Broken Accords – with Head of Zeus publishing in the US. Inspired by the tales of Beauty and the Beast and Eros and Psyche, this novel has been described as perfect for fans of Raven Kennedy's Plated Prisoner series and Callie Hart's Quicksilver. This Gothic romance is packed with all of BookTok's favourite enemies-to-lovers tropes. The first instalment in the series follows a princess named Bryony who offers blood sacrifices to uphold the fragile accord between demigods and mortals. But when an immortal assassin named the Wolf is sent to kill her, she can't help but fall for him. Elizabeth May is the Sunday Times bestselling author of To Cage a God, the Seven Devils duology and the Falconer series. May said: "I'm thrilled to continue collaborating with the brilliant Daphne Press team on the Broken Accords series. These books are about gods and humans, what happens when they clash, and when they fall in love. I'm so excited to share these dark (and spicy!) romances with readers!" Tonge said: "Elizabeth is an incredible writer both in the fantasy and romance spaces, and I'm thrilled to publish this work that is sure to be enjoyed by fans of both genres alike. Deeply captivating and sexy, I can't wait for everyone to be obsessed with Bryony and Evander's story."
June 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Sorry, here's the quote from a CNN article. Dems have GOT to stop listening to people who have been around since the Clinton era, but they keep doubling down.
Three weeks into her presidential run was the first time the Biden campaign’s pollsters — now hers — held a deep-dive call with Kamala Harris’ inner circle to discuss what she’s been saying on the stump. Over the line came a lot of praise, but also some suggested tweaks. First, said veteran Democratic numbers man Geoff Garin, summarizing their analysis, stop saying, “We’re not going back.” It wasn’t focused enough on the future, he argued. Second, lay off all the “weird” talk — too negative. Harris’ advisers listened. They considered the arguments. They decided to stick with what the crowds were chanting in the arenas.
June 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Society had a good run, pack it in, we're fucked
Troy Jollimore, a poet, philosopher, and Cal State Chico ethics professor, has concerns. “Massive numbers of students are going to emerge from university with degrees, and into the workforce, who are essentially illiterate,” he said. “Both in the literal sense and in the sense of being historically illiterate and having no knowledge of their own culture, much less anyone else’s.”
May 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Outsourcing reading the textbook on Genocide and Mass Atrocity to the robot 😭😭😭😭 WE LIVE IN HELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“College is just how well I can use ChatGPT at this point,” a student in Utah recently captioned a video of herself copy-and-pasting a chapter from her Genocide and Mass Atrocity textbook into ChatGPT.
May 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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*muffled screaming*
In January 2023, just two months after OpenAI launched ChatGPT, a survey of 1,000 college students found that nearly 90 percent of them had used the chatbot to help with homework assignments.
May 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Every time someone tries to present Matty Yglesias as a reasonable commentator, I think about what he tweeted literally the DAY of the Uvalde shooting. He's an incurious dumbass more concerned with philosophical hypotheticals than the actual fucking impact on the lives of the people he's discussing.
April 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Can we just..... take this moment to admire how incredible the Waterstones special edition paperback of TO CAGE A GOD is? Like? Oh my god??? The team at Daphne Press and Jane Tibbetts (chattynora), who designed, really knocked this out of the park. It’s the most beautiful PB I’ve ever seen.
A beautiful paperback edition of To Cage A God by Elizabeth May with stained glass window motif, including stained glass window digitally sprayed edges, with a red and blue colour palate.
March 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I’m getting a lot of longevity out of this headline:
February 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Y’all, this artwork Diana Dworak did for the New Adult editions of THE FALCONER series is so sexy and beautiful, I love it so much! All the books are available for preorder. 25% off preorders at B&N right now!

Book 1: geni.us/cYRLqX
Book 2: geni.us/pBK6SU
Book 3: geni.us/vbRU2
This is a romantic fantasy-style digital artwork by Diana Dworak depicting an intimate moment between Aileana and Kiaran from THE FALCONER. The piece shows the couple in an embrace—Kiaran with dark hair wearing a gray tunic/shirt with glowing blue magical tattoos, and Aileana with flowing red hair wearing a green dress with a corset-style bodice. They are drawn in an intimate pose, about to kiss, with magical blue light swirling around them. The background features ornate golden flourishes framing the scene, and the overall color palette consists of deep teals, greens, and warm golds against a dark background.
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I swear to god, all of these tech bros have brain rot. This is complete wackadoodle logic.
Screencap of text that reads: “Alex Schultz, the company’s chief marketing officer and highest-ranking gay executive, suggested in an internal post that people seeing their queer friends and family members abused on Facebook and Instagram could lead to increased support for LGBTQ rights.”
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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2024 was a busy year for me! My stats are:

🔥3 books released (TO CAGE A GOD, A TOUCH WICKED, and THE WAYWARD DUKE)

🔥~500k words written (I worked on 6 books this year: 2 completely done, 3 drafts, 1 in edits)

🔥73 books read
December 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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My next historical romance title (and probably my last historical romance for a little while)!
“A Lady’s Handbook of Espionage” by Katrina Kendrick, surrounded by white florals.
December 24, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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When your country’s (Scotland) newspaper reviews your smut and likes it😭
I could not choose a pull quote, so I picked the ones that made me laugh and then the “proper” one.
December 11, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Here are all of my new US/CA covers for the fully revised new adult editions of THE FALCONER, out in 2025. 🥹
These are being republished by Bloomsbury/Aria, who also publish my Katrina Kendrick books. Books 1 and 2 are available for preorder:
1: geni.us/cYRLqX
2: geni.us/pBK6SU
shows the cover for the first book, “The Falconer”, which features a dagger at the center against a dark background with floral patterns. depicts the cover for the second book, “The Vanishing Throne”, showing a crossbow against a dark background with floral patterns. shows the cover for the third book, “The Fallen Kingdom”, featuring a antique pistol against a purple and black background with floral patterns.
December 3, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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maybe i'll post here too
September 29, 2023 at 10:08 AM