Occupy Pop Mart
@elizabethbsf.bsky.social
Willing to cram myself on that train at rush hour. Recovering Gatorade Zero addict. It’s not fentanyl, I just lean like this in the Tenderloin because my back hurts.
Public transit will never make a comeback in SF when a Monday morning commute at a major muni stop is a 15-minute wait.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Public transit will never make a comeback in SF when a Monday morning commute at a major muni stop is a 15-minute wait.
TBH, I’m a combination between Michelle Pfeiffer in Tis the Season and Uncle Billy from It’s a Wonderful Life.
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
TBH, I’m a combination between Michelle Pfeiffer in Tis the Season and Uncle Billy from It’s a Wonderful Life.
Riding muni on Halloween is peak San Francisco. Woman spraying hair spray on her zombie stitches to keep them from running. Man in unicorn inflatable and TJ lunchbox sound asleep. Costumed couples on their phones.
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Riding muni on Halloween is peak San Francisco. Woman spraying hair spray on her zombie stitches to keep them from running. Man in unicorn inflatable and TJ lunchbox sound asleep. Costumed couples on their phones.
Sorry that was me who burned the popcorn in the office microwave and set off the smoke alarm. And also me who tried to cover it up by spraying Mrs. Meyers room spray in the hallways.
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sorry that was me who burned the popcorn in the office microwave and set off the smoke alarm. And also me who tried to cover it up by spraying Mrs. Meyers room spray in the hallways.
24 hours without WiFi or news or Bluesky doomscrolling and looks like I’m still not being paid.
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
24 hours without WiFi or news or Bluesky doomscrolling and looks like I’m still not being paid.
Too bad when the White House was giving their puppet a crash course on how to present charges to a grand jury, they didn’t also go over the standards for seeking an indictment in the first place.
9-27.000 - Principles of Federal Prosecution
www.justice.gov
September 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Too bad when the White House was giving their puppet a crash course on how to present charges to a grand jury, they didn’t also go over the standards for seeking an indictment in the first place.
I’ve reached the “e-mail HR about needing an ergo mouse” age.
September 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’ve reached the “e-mail HR about needing an ergo mouse” age.
Props to the woman who climbed onto my bus this morning at 8am in a taffeta gown.
September 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Props to the woman who climbed onto my bus this morning at 8am in a taffeta gown.
Less death. More labubu clothes.
September 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Less death. More labubu clothes.
Reposted by Occupy Pop Mart
Everyone has a second full time job being mad at the government now
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Everyone has a second full time job being mad at the government now
I had John Bolton mixed up with Michael Bolton and I was absolutely mystified by the news cycle.
August 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I had John Bolton mixed up with Michael Bolton and I was absolutely mystified by the news cycle.
On the bright side, at least everyone hates the ivies as much as me and Malcolm Gladwell.
August 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
On the bright side, at least everyone hates the ivies as much as me and Malcolm Gladwell.
Reposted by Occupy Pop Mart
Why is my entire Bluesky feed anime and comic book covers no matter what I do?
May 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Why is my entire Bluesky feed anime and comic book covers no matter what I do?
Habemus Papam and out walks…Beyoncé?
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Habemus Papam and out walks…Beyoncé?
Is it too much for ask for one of the younger cardinals to live tweet from the conclave?
May 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Is it too much for ask for one of the younger cardinals to live tweet from the conclave?
Someone needs some senior spirit stat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Someone needs some senior spirit stat.
I could have invented the Cartesian graph, too; if everyone else is a serf, there’s a lot of options
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I could have invented the Cartesian graph, too; if everyone else is a serf, there’s a lot of options
Center parts are wasted on the young.
April 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Center parts are wasted on the young.
I wish Pete would just go run a CrossFit gym in Florida and leave the rest of us in peace.
April 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I wish Pete would just go run a CrossFit gym in Florida and leave the rest of us in peace.
Reposted by Occupy Pop Mart
white house press conferences but every time karoline leavitt says something wildly counterfactual every reporter takes a shot
March 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
white house press conferences but every time karoline leavitt says something wildly counterfactual every reporter takes a shot
Employer: “So business casual does not include black lulu leggings and running shirts.”
Me: “I will wear this costume when the war is finished.”
Me: “I will wear this costume when the war is finished.”
March 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Employer: “So business casual does not include black lulu leggings and running shirts.”
Me: “I will wear this costume when the war is finished.”
Me: “I will wear this costume when the war is finished.”
Off to have a generational performance @lilpiscy.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Off to have a generational performance @lilpiscy.bsky.social
Here I am, just a regular Saturday night eating Thai takeout leftovers and writing my Senator.
February 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Here I am, just a regular Saturday night eating Thai takeout leftovers and writing my Senator.