Liz Sage
@elizabeastan.bsky.social
I care about people. Shocking these days, I know.
Just remembering the time where I was picking up dinner and the cashier said she'd be right with me and instead of saying "no problem" or "take your time" I yelled out "NO TIME"
August 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just remembering the time where I was picking up dinner and the cashier said she'd be right with me and instead of saying "no problem" or "take your time" I yelled out "NO TIME"
At least once a month, with absolutely no rhyme or reason, I become fully convinced that I can learn how to do the splits in a mere 24 hours.
March 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
At least once a month, with absolutely no rhyme or reason, I become fully convinced that I can learn how to do the splits in a mere 24 hours.
Paramount Theater, Seattle.
February 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Paramount Theater, Seattle.
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My sister said she was glad she was craving chips right now because “The Chip Christmas” is coming up
She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
February 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My sister said she was glad she was craving chips right now because “The Chip Christmas” is coming up
She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
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I am having trouble regulating my moods because everything is simultaneously so terrifying and so stupid.
February 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I am having trouble regulating my moods because everything is simultaneously so terrifying and so stupid.
The worst thing about having to go into the office is realizing how absolutely moronic every keyboard that's not yours is.
January 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The worst thing about having to go into the office is realizing how absolutely moronic every keyboard that's not yours is.
If you're looking for someone whose body composition is 90% xxtra hot cheetos, then look no further and bring me to the nearest hospital, please.
January 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
If you're looking for someone whose body composition is 90% xxtra hot cheetos, then look no further and bring me to the nearest hospital, please.
Doing a real test on the validity of birthday wishes this year by wishing to not be afraid of the dark anymore.
January 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Doing a real test on the validity of birthday wishes this year by wishing to not be afraid of the dark anymore.
Leavenworth, WA is breathtaking.
January 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Leavenworth, WA is breathtaking.
I should call her.
January 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I should call her.
Never thought the worst part about cutting family out would be having to tediously unlink all of their subscription accounts.
January 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Never thought the worst part about cutting family out would be having to tediously unlink all of their subscription accounts.
Just loving the kind of person that would connect to public wifi and proceed to pirate 10 gbs of DREAMLIGHT VALLEY of all things.
January 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just loving the kind of person that would connect to public wifi and proceed to pirate 10 gbs of DREAMLIGHT VALLEY of all things.