elixir of baja blast
@elixirofbajablast.bsky.social
one of the few accounts BRAVE enough to say that the chao garden mini game wasn’t as fun as you remember
I don’t have a dog in this race? Yeah no shit this is nascar dumbass
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I don’t have a dog in this race? Yeah no shit this is nascar dumbass
goon caves are the logical progression of a society that lacks third spaces
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
goon caves are the logical progression of a society that lacks third spaces
it’s so insane that the people who believe in the literal tower of babel melt down when they hear a song in a different language
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
it’s so insane that the people who believe in the literal tower of babel melt down when they hear a song in a different language
This screen grab is what Rayman would look like eating ass
Rayman creator reveals more details on what to expect from the Rayman remake that Ubisoft still won't admit is real
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February 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This screen grab is what Rayman would look like eating ass
The Olympics are on ice this year? Sheesh read the room
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The Olympics are on ice this year? Sheesh read the room
could really go for some deep fried chocobo
February 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
could really go for some deep fried chocobo
the winter olympics needs to incorporate my favorite sport, fighting off seasonal affective disorder.
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the winter olympics needs to incorporate my favorite sport, fighting off seasonal affective disorder.
let he who is without rizz cast the first goon.
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
let he who is without rizz cast the first goon.
2026 is the year gangster looney tunes t-shirts come back
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
2026 is the year gangster looney tunes t-shirts come back
don’t talk to me or my jorts ever again
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
don’t talk to me or my jorts ever again
fiber optic catheter so you can piss really fast
February 6, 2026 at 5:33 AM
fiber optic catheter so you can piss really fast
oh lord, uncle jed is getting horny on main on truth social
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
oh lord, uncle jed is getting horny on main on truth social
katy perry during the 2015 super bowl- “my left shark just went viral”
February 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
katy perry during the 2015 super bowl- “my left shark just went viral”
milk prayed over by a priest call that pastorized
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
milk prayed over by a priest call that pastorized
guy in dunder mifflin tshirt and cargo shorts is an endangered species
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
guy in dunder mifflin tshirt and cargo shorts is an endangered species
a lot of discord mods about to pay the e-kitten tax
Blizzard and Sanrio team up for the cutest collection
Hello Kitty is about to steal a bunch of money from Overwatch players
Blizzard and Sanrio team up for the cutest collection
www.polygon.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
a lot of discord mods about to pay the e-kitten tax
in the next kingdom hearts game sora is gonna cut off brer rabbit’s head with the keyblade
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
in the next kingdom hearts game sora is gonna cut off brer rabbit’s head with the keyblade
can’t believe they call it a chopped cheese it tastes really good
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
can’t believe they call it a chopped cheese it tastes really good
me grinding mob drops for 18 hours so my avatar can have slightly greener pants
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
me grinding mob drops for 18 hours so my avatar can have slightly greener pants
do bald speed cyclists still need to wear those fuckass helmets?
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
do bald speed cyclists still need to wear those fuckass helmets?
Bigfoot would go dummy on a ddr machine
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Bigfoot would go dummy on a ddr machine
banjo kazootie
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
banjo kazootie
magic the gathering of the juggalos
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
magic the gathering of the juggalos
who would’ve thought that one of the worst things about epstein island would be hearing jerry seinfeld do standup.
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
who would’ve thought that one of the worst things about epstein island would be hearing jerry seinfeld do standup.
if the glove don’t fit you must acquit but it’s the hamburger helper mascot
February 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
if the glove don’t fit you must acquit but it’s the hamburger helper mascot