I love your skirt, it's cute. You're cute too.

I'll take a whole pallet of them please

I think someone just doesn't know how to use videogame shotguns very well

I've lived in my city long enough for that to do a whole 360 spin.

'You know that video store on x street'
*earthquakes*
'what used to be there?'
'You know that coffee shop on x street'