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Gray Mustardeaux
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December 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s cute
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So like sippin water is his thing now?
December 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’ve never heard that word except in the context of sports. For example, I’ve never “clinched a large Italian sub with everything on it”
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I think about buying a pre-1996 car like a 1981 Oldsmobile Delta ‘88 and listening to steely dan with the garage door closed and the engine on lol
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Maybe unhappiness is a positive in Hell, like he’ll get a firelake-view condo with a Hell-Keurig or something
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Incredible to me that even a single cat owner does not immediately neuter/spay every cat they own
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
A tremendous band name
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
All my estro dealers graduated fuck
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Kevin Durant breathes a sigh of relief
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Which is an unventilated server closet
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not if you just like helping your pals
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That tan suit is making my blood boil
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
+1 Belgariad reference
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Then Toad took the knife out of his pocket and knocked three times.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Please share what you currently think of George W Bush.
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I love this post. Not a damn clue what it means.
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Cuba seems to manage
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Also their policies are abhorrent
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Surely this was an illegal order?
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
All I got for ChristmAIs was a Serny Walkbłæn
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Yeah, lol of course he is:

www.nndb.com/people/211/0...
Emily Bazelon
www.nndb.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Pictured: Trump supporter Christian Pulisic
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Group L could be interesting
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM