Kirsten
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Kirsten
@eliterate.bsky.social
Accidental alpaca wrangler, perpetually curious wanderer, wordy/sweary. She/her. Te Whānau ā Apanui. Aotearoa New Zealand.
Been letting my old horse free-range munch my lawn whenever he wants & he's taken to "parking" himself in the garage for naps.
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Do Aucklanders have recommendations for exceptional cobblers who can be trusted with fixing/restoring precious vintage shoes? These are very important to me and need a little TLC. Thank
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Gorgeous. I found a similar piece on TradeMe 15 years ago & had it edged. Still adore it
October 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So dear pupper Sprout left us yesterday age 15. He grew up with my kids and spent his later years shadowing my elderly Dad.

He’s got a good spot on the lawn looking out to sea now. RIP Sprouty, you’re a good boy.
October 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“One of the lions has passed. Rest in peace my lovely friend.”
Meryl Streep

*sniffle
September 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Oh damn, Robert Redford. RIP. I’ve re-watched Out of Africa twice in the last month (while travelling around Kenya in Tanzania). He was superb.
September 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
And scalable. I’ve enjoyed meeting some of the local women tending their own small-scale seaweed farms in Zanzibar, supplying local manufacturers of cosmetics
September 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
July 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Thank you 😊 She left us in 2023 aged 83.

I loved all the stories I’ve been told by people she worked with and taught. She was smart, irreverent and a bit naughty.
July 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Featuring His Blessed Noodley Appendages 😁
July 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In related news, damn happy to find my filleting skills haven’t evaporated.
July 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Gotta ❤️ friends who know how much I appreciate fresh hand-caught kaimoana.
That’s me sorted for a week.
July 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
… and, in unison, Tesla and SpaceX execs heaved a sigh of relief and the folks still propping up TSLA 📈 groaned
July 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sorry had to.
July 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Posted without comment.
June 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
He was in the US when Covid hit and became one of the notorious “dirty dozen” (the top 12 disseminators a fake Covid information in the world).

He refused to pay the people looking after his horses in NZ and they became rescue cases.

Stirling chap.
June 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
🔥 tub after 🥶 swim
June 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Went to block Prance and found a content warning (first time seen), a MAGA label and an already blocked account 😊

I❤️Bluesky
June 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
June 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It’s a Glenn Jones print 😊 beautifully framed.
June 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Well this is just perfect. AoNZ-flavoured art in my favourite colours featuring my favourite manu. And massively generous too. Thank you 🤩 💝 ♥️ #MWSecretSantaAoNZ
June 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
June 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
June 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
wtaf WhatsApp? Your dumb-arse Meta AI piece of crap keeps initiating queries pretending to be me… 🤬
May 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
2nd anniversary of losing my Mum 😞

Still so very strange not to have her here
May 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM