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Elise
@eliserobinson.bsky.social
Queer neurodivergent Buddhist feminist leftist theatre mama professor. I work/teach in Women’s & Gender Studies. In my fuck-it fifties and no longer tolerating bullshit OR shenanigans. Humor + kindness are my aphrodisiacs of choice.
Here is a poem for you by one of my favorite poets. Feels relevant right now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Your poem for today. #allhallows #creepypoems
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wear an inflated frog costume to the No Kings rally & you will get:
1. High fives
2. Grins and shouts of “yeah, frog!”
3. Soooo many photos and selfies
3. Small children smiling and whispering “froggie”
4. Belly and head pats in appreciation

Whimsy+frogs+activism is my jam. 10/10 would recommend.
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The rest of the alt-text:
September 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
From 2/3/1939. Seems ... relevant. (Alt text got cut off; the remainder is in the next post.)
September 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Here: have a picture of my derpy cat, Gilbert, lying on a “bed” of dog hair recently brushed off my Great Pyrenees. Well-known antidote to malaise of all kinds.
August 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is my cat Jasper, investigating the skink hanging on our window screen. Unlike some people, Jasper did NOT authorize an illegal military strike in Iran. #JasperForPresident
June 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Here’s a brief respite from *waves hands at everything*: a sweet little crochet Totoro on a swing that at got at PrideFest this weekend. He now swings from my rear view mirror and makes me happy when I’m driving.
June 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s May Day! Unite, fight back, find joy!
May 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Official Easter post. Gets me every time.
April 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Timeline cleanse: my yellow peony bloomed for the first time today!! Isn’t she gorgeous?
April 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Happy Mar 10, y’all.
March 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Love love love this.
March 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is true all the time lately but I am particularly feeling it today what with that shameful meeting with Zelensky … and, like, all the other things. #MyTummyHurtsAmdImMadAtTheGovernment
February 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Day 12. If you know me, you know that frogs are my deal. So for today’s (final) memepost, you get the ultimate ungovernable frogonaut. You can’t even tell him to wear a HELMET. He has TRANSCENDED. You know what to do. #BecomeUngovernable #BecomeFrogge
February 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Day 11. I know some folks are not fond of raccoons, but I personally have always been a fan. Their cute little hands, their sly masks, but MOSTLY their absolute ungovernability. Raccoons DGAF about your rules and they are not shy about letting you know. Legends. #BecomeUngovernable
February 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Day 10. Has the state of the world got you feeling crabby? This lil fiddler crab fren would like to remind you: Mess with Crabby, Get the Stabby! #BecomeUngovernable #FAFO
February 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Day 9. You know the saying “eat the rich?” Well, this muskrat sees your “eat the rich” and raises you EAT THE SYSTEM. #BecomeUngovernable #EatTheSystem
February 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Day 8.You know what this moment requires? More goose-with-knife energy. Get after it. #BecomeUngovernable #BecomeGoose
February 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Day 7. This kitty knows: they’re not the boss of him. Guess what? They’re not the boss of you, either. #BecomeUngovernable
February 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Day 6. I don’t even know how this smol fren got UP there, but they have the correct attitude. #BecomeUngovernable
February 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Day 5. Be like this machete-wielding penguin. Cute, a little derpy, but definitely threatening. #BecomeUngovernable
February 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Day 4. You can be ungovernable AND adorable. Just like Moo Deng. #BecomeUngovernable #MooDeng
February 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Day 3. Be like this good boi. #BecomeUngovernable
February 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
More fuckery with the CDC—here’s what you’ll see if you go to the page on HIV treatment right now:
February 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM