Elise thinks this is twitter
@elisefromnease.bsky.social
Antisocial butterfly 🖤🦋
Knowing my favorite street pharmacist now has two small children makes me feel sooooo old
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Knowing my favorite street pharmacist now has two small children makes me feel sooooo old
I finally managed to clap back at a man telling me to smile. And in case anyone else need to know, stop telling women to smile
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I finally managed to clap back at a man telling me to smile. And in case anyone else need to know, stop telling women to smile
It’s so fun to tell all the 18 year old babies I go to school with that I’m almost twice their age
January 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
It’s so fun to tell all the 18 year old babies I go to school with that I’m almost twice their age
Whoever made the Lincoln nautilus commercial with a father and daughter in her car before her wedding
CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
(Yes, I know it’s not fair to be mad at someone for having a living father)
CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
(Yes, I know it’s not fair to be mad at someone for having a living father)
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Whoever made the Lincoln nautilus commercial with a father and daughter in her car before her wedding
CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
(Yes, I know it’s not fair to be mad at someone for having a living father)
CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
(Yes, I know it’s not fair to be mad at someone for having a living father)
Photographic evidence Mike McDaniel is a fuck boy
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Photographic evidence Mike McDaniel is a fuck boy
Cory Booker please stop sending me fundraising texts, I keep thinking it’s hot bartender Paul texting me and I can’t stand the disappointment 😪
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Cory Booker please stop sending me fundraising texts, I keep thinking it’s hot bartender Paul texting me and I can’t stand the disappointment 😪
THANK YOU RC for nominating Trev for the himmy, did the duuuuuuuval drawl and everything 🥹
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
THANK YOU RC for nominating Trev for the himmy, did the duuuuuuuval drawl and everything 🥹
P Mahomes broke a bone. My broken patella makes me an expert on such matters
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
P Mahomes broke a bone. My broken patella makes me an expert on such matters
In the words of my grandfather, if y’all would just get off your ass A LITTLE, you’d be surprised what can get done
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In the words of my grandfather, if y’all would just get off your ass A LITTLE, you’d be surprised what can get done
“Like omg I need a massage bc I’m just so stressed that the Amazon rainforest is being destroyed and also my succulents are dying”
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Like omg I need a massage bc I’m just so stressed that the Amazon rainforest is being destroyed and also my succulents are dying”
Does anyone else see the obvious paradox of trends like self care and house plants while the planet’s health is on the brink of complete and total collapse?
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Does anyone else see the obvious paradox of trends like self care and house plants while the planet’s health is on the brink of complete and total collapse?
After watching Lionel Richie at Roo in 2013, I refused to watch Jack White. The Acid was telling me he was not where we needed to be. So we went to the flaming lips instead. Excellent choice, 10/10. This random ass rant is brought to you by my mental reaction to Jack White playing tgiving halftime
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
After watching Lionel Richie at Roo in 2013, I refused to watch Jack White. The Acid was telling me he was not where we needed to be. So we went to the flaming lips instead. Excellent choice, 10/10. This random ass rant is brought to you by my mental reaction to Jack White playing tgiving halftime
Andy Dalton can get it. That is all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Andy Dalton can get it. That is all.
W Bush mispronounced “cerebral” (he said “cerebreal”) some things never change 😂
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
W Bush mispronounced “cerebral” (he said “cerebreal”) some things never change 😂
Whoever convinced Peyton and Eli to do a manningcast needs to be acknowledged in someway for improving my and many others lives
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Whoever convinced Peyton and Eli to do a manningcast needs to be acknowledged in someway for improving my and many others lives
PSA: Andrew Wyeth’s granddaughter kind of sucks
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
PSA: Andrew Wyeth’s granddaughter kind of sucks
Horrified my 20-something coworkers didn’t get my Deep Throat/follow the money joke 😪 #allthepresidentsmen
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Horrified my 20-something coworkers didn’t get my Deep Throat/follow the money joke 😪 #allthepresidentsmen
My favorite definition of the human species is that is it the only living organism that actively works against its own best interests
August 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My favorite definition of the human species is that is it the only living organism that actively works against its own best interests
I had three donuts yesterday. But they were vegan. So it’s fine right?
August 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I had three donuts yesterday. But they were vegan. So it’s fine right?
Why in the world did we just go over calculating your grade in general bio? If someone can’t figure out what their grade when lecture is 70% and lab is 30% of their final grade they should gtfo and go back to to a basic math class
August 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Why in the world did we just go over calculating your grade in general bio? If someone can’t figure out what their grade when lecture is 70% and lab is 30% of their final grade they should gtfo and go back to to a basic math class
James Bond was scared or a centipede? Is it just the Florida girl in me, or is that little bitch behavior?
August 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
James Bond was scared or a centipede? Is it just the Florida girl in me, or is that little bitch behavior?
Later:
-live and let die
-diamonds are forever
-from Russia with love
Not moonraker because it was boring/the pacing sucked and the underlying plot was so damn obvious
-live and let die
-diamonds are forever
-from Russia with love
Not moonraker because it was boring/the pacing sucked and the underlying plot was so damn obvious
August 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Later:
-live and let die
-diamonds are forever
-from Russia with love
Not moonraker because it was boring/the pacing sucked and the underlying plot was so damn obvious
-live and let die
-diamonds are forever
-from Russia with love
Not moonraker because it was boring/the pacing sucked and the underlying plot was so damn obvious
Casino Royale continued:
-Bond never asks Vesper for more money from the treasury, Felix stakes him without being asked after Bond loses all of his money
-Le Chiffre is supposed to be a gross ugly guy, not dashing Mads Mikkelson who cries blood for not discernible reason found in the text
-Bond never asks Vesper for more money from the treasury, Felix stakes him without being asked after Bond loses all of his money
-Le Chiffre is supposed to be a gross ugly guy, not dashing Mads Mikkelson who cries blood for not discernible reason found in the text
August 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Casino Royale continued:
-Bond never asks Vesper for more money from the treasury, Felix stakes him without being asked after Bond loses all of his money
-Le Chiffre is supposed to be a gross ugly guy, not dashing Mads Mikkelson who cries blood for not discernible reason found in the text
-Bond never asks Vesper for more money from the treasury, Felix stakes him without being asked after Bond loses all of his money
-Le Chiffre is supposed to be a gross ugly guy, not dashing Mads Mikkelson who cries blood for not discernible reason found in the text
Casino Royale:
-the game is baccarat, not poker
-Bond escapes an assassination attempt with a gun, not poison
-SMERSH is never mentioned, later in Spectre British Intelligence claims Le Chiffre and most of Bond’s movie enemies are in a secret criminal organization known as Spectre
-the game is baccarat, not poker
-Bond escapes an assassination attempt with a gun, not poison
-SMERSH is never mentioned, later in Spectre British Intelligence claims Le Chiffre and most of Bond’s movie enemies are in a secret criminal organization known as Spectre
August 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Casino Royale:
-the game is baccarat, not poker
-Bond escapes an assassination attempt with a gun, not poison
-SMERSH is never mentioned, later in Spectre British Intelligence claims Le Chiffre and most of Bond’s movie enemies are in a secret criminal organization known as Spectre
-the game is baccarat, not poker
-Bond escapes an assassination attempt with a gun, not poison
-SMERSH is never mentioned, later in Spectre British Intelligence claims Le Chiffre and most of Bond’s movie enemies are in a secret criminal organization known as Spectre
Since I’ve been ranting about the absurd differences between Bond books and movies, I might as well document them
August 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Since I’ve been ranting about the absurd differences between Bond books and movies, I might as well document them