Things I am Too Old For
Laundromats
Moving house without movers
Sleeping on the ground
GA Only venues
Quiet knees and shoulders
11pm
Sanctimony
Coffee, apparently.
Also wheat, apparently.
Riz
Among Us. They always think I’m sus.
Dairy? Wtf.
Stairs when there’s an expectation of timely ascension.

If you’re tired of living in the reality that is Black Mirror Season 8, Season 7 just hit.

See you in 7ish hours.

I am never going to understand why central Texas is LOUSY with fireplaces but garages are a rarity.

Thank you, Cabo Bob’s, for a burrito that weighs more than my anxiety.

I was finally able to start a 529 for my kiddo maybe 3 weeks ago. I've now effectively paid the government $100 to hold my money for me.

Maybe I shouldn't assume colleges and universities will exist when the children up top finish destroying things.

Just finished MONSTRILIO and it's fabulous.

When Pearl Jam opened for Tom Petty way back when, it was only on the East Coast and in the Midwest--I almost put that trip on a credit card so I could see them both. I've regretted not doing so ever since.

Working on a short story for months led to "this wants to be much, much bigger" and now I am probably in this idea for as long as I was in the desert that birthed it. Here we go.

Whatever light I've got, I'm shining.

Leaders combat obstacles. Tyrants combat people.

Is this the void? Where do I scream? I have questions.