Noah
@eliranto.bsky.social
I’m here because I don’t want to be there.
Mostly me ranting about movies and posting physical media.
Follow me on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/16dxp
Mostly me ranting about movies and posting physical media.
Follow me on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/16dxp
Some recent VinSyn pickups. I hope they never stop the Matt Frank kaiju collaborations.
July 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Some recent VinSyn pickups. I hope they never stop the Matt Frank kaiju collaborations.
In no particular order, my favorite films of the 21st century (so far)
June 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In no particular order, my favorite films of the 21st century (so far)
Kamala and Trump are both evil (though one is certainly worse) and I hate that liberals refuse to recognize that.
June 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Kamala and Trump are both evil (though one is certainly worse) and I hate that liberals refuse to recognize that.
Seasons THREE and FOUR aaaand FIVE???
June 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Seasons THREE and FOUR aaaand FIVE???
Gay people are being murdered, but have you considered that rainbows hurt my feelings?
June 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Gay people are being murdered, but have you considered that rainbows hurt my feelings?
Not me thinking “Cal could wall run on that surface” I am cooked
May 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not me thinking “Cal could wall run on that surface” I am cooked
I can’t get laid because of the gays!!!
May 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I can’t get laid because of the gays!!!
He is such a little bitch boy, how does anyone respect him?
May 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
He is such a little bitch boy, how does anyone respect him?
Misread this as Luthen and was very confused but ngl I saw the vision
May 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Misread this as Luthen and was very confused but ngl I saw the vision
I still can’t believe this shot is real (derogatory)
May 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I still can’t believe this shot is real (derogatory)
Referring to the US and its interests as “the world” — yup, not propaganda at all.
Also the shitty AI lightsabers being red (again!) make this that much more idiotic.
Also the shitty AI lightsabers being red (again!) make this that much more idiotic.
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Referring to the US and its interests as “the world” — yup, not propaganda at all.
Also the shitty AI lightsabers being red (again!) make this that much more idiotic.
Also the shitty AI lightsabers being red (again!) make this that much more idiotic.
I’m putting together a team
April 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m putting together a team
A film pretty much universally disliked… but you love it anyway?
Gotta be Alien 3. I get why everyone hates it. It is admittedly a very flawed film (slightly less so when you watch the Assembly Cut). But man, I love how unflinchingly dark and mean spirited it is.
Gotta be Alien 3. I get why everyone hates it. It is admittedly a very flawed film (slightly less so when you watch the Assembly Cut). But man, I love how unflinchingly dark and mean spirited it is.
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A film pretty much universally disliked… but you love it anyway?
Gotta be Alien 3. I get why everyone hates it. It is admittedly a very flawed film (slightly less so when you watch the Assembly Cut). But man, I love how unflinchingly dark and mean spirited it is.
Gotta be Alien 3. I get why everyone hates it. It is admittedly a very flawed film (slightly less so when you watch the Assembly Cut). But man, I love how unflinchingly dark and mean spirited it is.
Letterboxd users when they see a threesome
March 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Letterboxd users when they see a threesome