Elinor Jones
@elinorjoneser.bsky.social
Portland writer. Mother Trash Panda. I like your lipstick. 🗑️ 📰 🦝 💋
@portlandmercury.bsky.social
@portlandmercury.bsky.social
I bet this had the sound and textural vibe of when cocktail weenies get shrink wrapped
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I bet this had the sound and textural vibe of when cocktail weenies get shrink wrapped
So sorry to the slowpokes who slept on snatching up this SIGNED Yakoff Smirnoff comedy dvd, it’s ours now
July 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
So sorry to the slowpokes who slept on snatching up this SIGNED Yakoff Smirnoff comedy dvd, it’s ours now
Keep your LIVE LAUGH LOVE
I am going to
I am going to
July 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Keep your LIVE LAUGH LOVE
I am going to
I am going to
How much faith do we put into a report with this typo on the cover
June 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
How much faith do we put into a report with this typo on the cover
New followers, welcome! Look at this cool plate I got at work. (This is the kind of content you can count on)
May 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
New followers, welcome! Look at this cool plate I got at work. (This is the kind of content you can count on)
My latest for the @portlandmercury.com has been flagged as adult content. This is why they call me Elinor “adult content” Jones.
April 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My latest for the @portlandmercury.com has been flagged as adult content. This is why they call me Elinor “adult content” Jones.
This trunk control tho 😍
April 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This trunk control tho 😍
Yeah and I got a personal message for Chuck Schumer
March 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Yeah and I got a personal message for Chuck Schumer
My Luigi Mangione prayer candles were a hit at the white elephant party
December 29, 2024 at 5:25 AM
My Luigi Mangione prayer candles were a hit at the white elephant party
TIL Santa’s birthday is March 15?!
December 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM
TIL Santa’s birthday is March 15?!
I don’t think Kamala going on Rogan would have prevented this but we can’t be sure now can we
November 25, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I don’t think Kamala going on Rogan would have prevented this but we can’t be sure now can we
Welcome to my bluesky. Please meet my “dog” Dolly Walnuts
November 20, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Welcome to my bluesky. Please meet my “dog” Dolly Walnuts
🙋🏻♀️ I voted the day after receiving my ballot! I ❤️ voting by mail.
November 4, 2024 at 7:53 PM
🙋🏻♀️ I voted the day after receiving my ballot! I ❤️ voting by mail.
Great time for Sandies
June 5, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Great time for Sandies
This wasn’t in Hamilton!
May 22, 2024 at 12:56 AM
This wasn’t in Hamilton!
When you’re not supposed to be in the kitchen but technically you’re not all the way in the kitchen
August 23, 2023 at 7:00 PM
When you’re not supposed to be in the kitchen but technically you’re not all the way in the kitchen
Seen in Portland today. Be the Karla you wish to see in the world
August 13, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Seen in Portland today. Be the Karla you wish to see in the world