Elim Zarak
@elimzarak.bsky.social
I mainly talk about toys. And bugs. And toy bugs. He/him
Luke was still trying to figure out his wardrobe, he spent all his life on a farm after all
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Luke was still trying to figure out his wardrobe, he spent all his life on a farm after all
It couldn't even get the number of fingers correct!
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It couldn't even get the number of fingers correct!
Advent calendar but instead of opening a panel every day, you add a car to the pile up
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Advent calendar but instead of opening a panel every day, you add a car to the pile up
You think it's as funny as it can be then another vehicle slides into frame
December 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You think it's as funny as it can be then another vehicle slides into frame
Sluggo's a hep cat, ya dig?
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sluggo's a hep cat, ya dig?
Nolan got really fixated on that one aspect of Batman for some reason
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Nolan got really fixated on that one aspect of Batman for some reason
Yeah I've read about that, they flash their lights at you until you pull over, then murder you!
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yeah I've read about that, they flash their lights at you until you pull over, then murder you!
"WE'RE NOT IMPRESSED!"
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"WE'RE NOT IMPRESSED!"
He probably has toilets hidden on rooftops all over Gotham that only he can access
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
He probably has toilets hidden on rooftops all over Gotham that only he can access
They float in the upper righthand corner of your vision until you complete them. Or go into your menu and turn them off
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They float in the upper righthand corner of your vision until you complete them. Or go into your menu and turn them off
Looks like Nice Pete's USB vote collector/heart stabber
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Looks like Nice Pete's USB vote collector/heart stabber
I love the anecdote about Lawrence Tierney not getting the joke in the part about leaving a message that sounds like one side of a conversation and he was getting increasingly angry about it so they had Dan Castellaneta come in and read replies as Homer they had no intention of using
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I love the anecdote about Lawrence Tierney not getting the joke in the part about leaving a message that sounds like one side of a conversation and he was getting increasingly angry about it so they had Dan Castellaneta come in and read replies as Homer they had no intention of using
I love the joke that even OSI doesn't know what it's for
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I love the joke that even OSI doesn't know what it's for
I mean, that applies to a lot of things in life
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I mean, that applies to a lot of things in life
*mouth full*
Man, these blueberries taste awful...
Man, these blueberries taste awful...
December 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
*mouth full*
Man, these blueberries taste awful...
Man, these blueberries taste awful...
*unironically*
"What are you, some kinda clown?"
"What are you, some kinda clown?"
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
*unironically*
"What are you, some kinda clown?"
"What are you, some kinda clown?"
I mean you absolutely should seal it away...
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I mean you absolutely should seal it away...