Eli McCann
@elimccann.bsky.social
New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for The Salt Lake Tribune. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://itjustgetsstranger.com
He has learned he has to climb up as far onto the couch as he can to avoid the reach of the baby.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
He has learned he has to climb up as far onto the couch as he can to avoid the reach of the baby.
Every time I have a column come out in the newspaper my sweet husband insists on buying a physical copy so he can read it and say "this one was really special."
We love a cheerleader.
We love a cheerleader.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Every time I have a column come out in the newspaper my sweet husband insists on buying a physical copy so he can read it and say "this one was really special."
We love a cheerleader.
We love a cheerleader.
Pooh, Piglet, and I'm supposed to be Christopher Robbin.
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pooh, Piglet, and I'm supposed to be Christopher Robbin.
Am I paranoid to think they are judging me
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Am I paranoid to think they are judging me
People told us if we got a pack and play, our baby would love it. They didn't specify which baby though.
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
People told us if we got a pack and play, our baby would love it. They didn't specify which baby though.
I toasted four hamburger buns on the grill, brought them in, put them on the counter, and now there's only half of one bun left. I cannot figure out, for the life of me, where it went.
October 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I toasted four hamburger buns on the grill, brought them in, put them on the counter, and now there's only half of one bun left. I cannot figure out, for the life of me, where it went.
My baby is napping on me and he just put the ball right there.
September 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My baby is napping on me and he just put the ball right there.
We had to do it. We had no other choice.
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
We had to do it. We had no other choice.
Found him napping with baby's teddy bear.
September 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Found him napping with baby's teddy bear.
He spent the day taking care of the new baby and just need to rest for a minute on one of the baby's toys.
August 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
He spent the day taking care of the new baby and just need to rest for a minute on one of the baby's toys.
He's living his best life
August 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
He's living his best life
Just canned 12 quarts of pickles for my family who doesn't eat pickles.
August 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just canned 12 quarts of pickles for my family who doesn't eat pickles.
He decided we don't need to change the duvet cover.
August 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He decided we don't need to change the duvet cover.
You guys are never going to believe who just found the ball he's been looking for since April.
August 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You guys are never going to believe who just found the ball he's been looking for since April.
I will be emceeing/opening for my favorite comedian Tig Notaro this year for Equality Utah's Allies Gala and I am so damn excited. You can get tickets now.
equalityutah.org?fbclid=PAQ0x...
equalityutah.org?fbclid=PAQ0x...
July 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I will be emceeing/opening for my favorite comedian Tig Notaro this year for Equality Utah's Allies Gala and I am so damn excited. You can get tickets now.
equalityutah.org?fbclid=PAQ0x...
equalityutah.org?fbclid=PAQ0x...
Our friends took our dogs for a hike today. We were not invited.
July 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Our friends took our dogs for a hike today. We were not invited.
He is supervising me eating dinner because he's very worried about me getting enough fiber.
July 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
He is supervising me eating dinner because he's very worried about me getting enough fiber.
Louie is not quite ready for this baby to crawl.
July 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Louie is not quite ready for this baby to crawl.
We went for a walk. He's going through a slutty shirt phase. I don't know. I just work here.
July 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
We went for a walk. He's going through a slutty shirt phase. I don't know. I just work here.
Louie is helping daddy Skylar with his work.
June 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Louie is helping daddy Skylar with his work.
You'll never guess who is ready to play fetch all night.
June 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You'll never guess who is ready to play fetch all night.
I'm sharing a story at this event tomorrow evening at Church & State in Salt Lake City at 7:00pm. Please come by!
June 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I'm sharing a story at this event tomorrow evening at Church & State in Salt Lake City at 7:00pm. Please come by!
Sunday naps in the shade.
June 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sunday naps in the shade.
We love a man who gardens. (picture taken and shared without his knowledge.)
June 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We love a man who gardens. (picture taken and shared without his knowledge.)