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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social
@elijahplovejoy.bsky.social
Retired from US Cts - 30 yrs as crim defense investigator, 6 as writ clerk (think habeas petitions... but by the 100s).
So, 36 yrs on Team Due Process.

Remember how bad Rehnquist seemed?
Two men who have daughters and feel the last of their soul being extinguished:
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Who am I to question that decision-making process?
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Best car I ever owned
Still miss that car
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And young Megyn seemed so nice.
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
These people *do* know about therapy, right?
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
And she has *three* potential Marthas.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I can't help noticing this.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Disturbed.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Remember Gary Hart? The Monkey Business? Donna Rice was 30. Yet the scandal laid waste to his primary bid -- and to his political career.

Seems quaint, doesn't it?
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Can we get the WH press to ask Karoline Leavitt whether she thinks she was hired because of this resemblance?
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I mean... Is it just me?
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They almost made it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
They're on our streets* now.

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* and in our federal buildings, our grocery stores, our schools, etc.
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Boys and Girls,

Say hello to Officer Friendly.
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Brett Kavanaugh finds it helpful.
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Brett Kavanaugh finds this photo helpful.
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
@jbpritzker.bsky.social - IL can squeeze out one more seat. Divide the Metro East St. Louis area more evenly between the 13th (Budzinski) and the 12th (Bost). OR... form 17 districts by using 16 spokes radiating from downtown Chicago to the state line.

Not exactly this, but taking this approach:
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ev'ry day is a fire, five-alarm. /
We're stunned by how vast is the harm /
But he's seeming of late /
To deteriorate. /
We can hope that he'll soon buy the farm.
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM