Elijah Allan
@elijahallan.bsky.social
Dog dad to 2 perfect fur babies, and married to a perfect man!
If a PE teacher can be a superintendent then anyone can be a teacher 😂😂
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If a PE teacher can be a superintendent then anyone can be a teacher 😂😂
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Anger. Righteous anger. We need more of it in this country.
February 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Anger. Righteous anger. We need more of it in this country.
February 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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🚨 Beyoncé announces the ‘COWBOY CARTER’ Tour.
February 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
🚨 Beyoncé announces the ‘COWBOY CARTER’ Tour.
So annoying when he wants to play, but he’s so cute that I can’t say no! #dog #dogsofbluesky
January 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So annoying when he wants to play, but he’s so cute that I can’t say no! #dog #dogsofbluesky
Raise your hand if you need emergency dental work for an impacted filling! 😭😭😭…🙋🏻♂️
January 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Raise your hand if you need emergency dental work for an impacted filling! 😭😭😭…🙋🏻♂️
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President-elect Donald Trump has been formally made a convicted felon.
January 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
President-elect Donald Trump has been formally made a convicted felon.
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January 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
December 28, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
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Hi, Bluesky. I’m God.
Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff.
Love,
God
Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff.
Love,
God
December 28, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Hi, Bluesky. I’m God.
Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff.
Love,
God
Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff.
Love,
God
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Holy fuck - I’ve been MARRIED for 2 weeks already?!?! ❤️❤️
December 22, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Holy fuck - I’ve been MARRIED for 2 weeks already?!?! ❤️❤️
I went to 2 bookstores today, and they were absolutely PACKED 🥰
People still go to bookstores three days before Christmas to buy last minute gifts of print books. The world must be OK.
December 22, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I went to 2 bookstores today, and they were absolutely PACKED 🥰
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The Minnesota Frost took home the inaugural Walter Cup last season - a big win for women’s sports and the State of Hockey.
I was honored to host the team for a reception and thank them for representing Minnesota so well on the national stage. Go Frost!
I was honored to host the team for a reception and thank them for representing Minnesota so well on the national stage. Go Frost!
December 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
The Minnesota Frost took home the inaugural Walter Cup last season - a big win for women’s sports and the State of Hockey.
I was honored to host the team for a reception and thank them for representing Minnesota so well on the national stage. Go Frost!
I was honored to host the team for a reception and thank them for representing Minnesota so well on the national stage. Go Frost!
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yep these sure are gonna be my family Christmas cards this year
December 16, 2024 at 1:36 AM
yep these sure are gonna be my family Christmas cards this year
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Why shouldn't CEOs run scared of being shot?
After all, this is America, where guns have more rights and women!!
I hope they all have to look over their shoulders ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!
After all, this is America, where guns have more rights and women!!
I hope they all have to look over their shoulders ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!
December 8, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Why shouldn't CEOs run scared of being shot?
After all, this is America, where guns have more rights and women!!
I hope they all have to look over their shoulders ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!
After all, this is America, where guns have more rights and women!!
I hope they all have to look over their shoulders ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!
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