Trump’s America would send Jesus Christ himself to Guantanamo Bay
January 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Trump’s America would send Jesus Christ himself to Guantanamo Bay
Gfoomf made me a yummy cortado today
January 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Gfoomf made me a yummy cortado today
my fans were saying something? #ELIJAHCOMEBACK2k25
January 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
my fans were saying something? #ELIJAHCOMEBACK2k25
I’m sick of pretending Rudolph isn’t a cuck
December 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I’m sick of pretending Rudolph isn’t a cuck
in case anyone was wondering (you weren’t) Mississippi Social Security has the best hold music
December 17, 2024 at 9:55 PM
in case anyone was wondering (you weren’t) Mississippi Social Security has the best hold music
type shit I’m on today
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 PM
type shit I’m on today
dinner: polished off
weed: smoked af
guitar hero 3 on the Wii: about to be played for 4 hours
weed: smoked af
guitar hero 3 on the Wii: about to be played for 4 hours
December 10, 2024 at 12:24 AM
dinner: polished off
weed: smoked af
guitar hero 3 on the Wii: about to be played for 4 hours
weed: smoked af
guitar hero 3 on the Wii: about to be played for 4 hours
listening to my top 100 wrapped playlist like damn these are bangers good job Elijah
December 4, 2024 at 10:52 PM
listening to my top 100 wrapped playlist like damn these are bangers good job Elijah
still can’t believe I got cucked by Fredbird that one time
December 3, 2024 at 7:33 PM
still can’t believe I got cucked by Fredbird that one time
in my work’s Teams, I always respond to anyone who helps me with the goat emoji because they’re the GOAT. now like anytime I give an update, people respond with 🐐. This is called community building
December 2, 2024 at 9:42 PM
in my work’s Teams, I always respond to anyone who helps me with the goat emoji because they’re the GOAT. now like anytime I give an update, people respond with 🐐. This is called community building
I would like the record to show that Brenna just won a game in front of my family by declaring my mom is an insurrectionist who is into butt stuff (I encouraged her to do so)
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I would like the record to show that Brenna just won a game in front of my family by declaring my mom is an insurrectionist who is into butt stuff (I encouraged her to do so)
just had to explain what poppers are to my brother’s wife
November 28, 2024 at 3:20 AM
just had to explain what poppers are to my brother’s wife
me when bae doesn’t answer the door
November 24, 2024 at 4:29 PM
me when bae doesn’t answer the door
pretty sure the QT worker who just cashed me out is just walking around licking a cup of Parmesan ranch in between customers. She’s queening out at 10 on a Sunday who’s gonna stop her
November 24, 2024 at 4:18 PM
pretty sure the QT worker who just cashed me out is just walking around licking a cup of Parmesan ranch in between customers. She’s queening out at 10 on a Sunday who’s gonna stop her
open.spotify.com/track/3Ehr6q... RIP ODB you would have loved this song
BOILED PEANUTS
Doechii · Alligator Bites Never Heal · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM
open.spotify.com/track/3Ehr6q... RIP ODB you would have loved this song
FKA Twigs sounds like Rick Owens. I will not explain this
November 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
FKA Twigs sounds like Rick Owens. I will not explain this
faded at the local laundromat washing 3 big rugs. Early 2000s tv in the corner playing claymation Rudolph. I’m accessing versions of reality you could not begin to comprehend
November 23, 2024 at 12:23 AM
faded at the local laundromat washing 3 big rugs. Early 2000s tv in the corner playing claymation Rudolph. I’m accessing versions of reality you could not begin to comprehend
lil Wayne after listening to wacced out murals
November 22, 2024 at 7:24 PM
lil Wayne after listening to wacced out murals
🗣️🗣️MUSTAAAARRRRRDDDDDDDD🗣️🗣️
November 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
🗣️🗣️MUSTAAAARRRRRDDDDDDDD🗣️🗣️
Oomfs hates to see me winning
November 22, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Oomfs hates to see me winning
(i hope this is the last time I post about Blondie)
Taylor really said
Taylor really said
November 21, 2024 at 3:05 PM
(i hope this is the last time I post about Blondie)
Taylor really said
Taylor really said
my primary experience with blue sky so far is just seeing copious amounts of mycology photos of mushrooms I didn’t know existed. this site rocks
November 20, 2024 at 10:40 PM
my primary experience with blue sky so far is just seeing copious amounts of mycology photos of mushrooms I didn’t know existed. this site rocks
since I woke up today I’ve been speaking truths into existence at frequencies the human ear cannot hear. y’all better have your dogs or cats or whatever lock in
November 20, 2024 at 7:55 PM
since I woke up today I’ve been speaking truths into existence at frequencies the human ear cannot hear. y’all better have your dogs or cats or whatever lock in
methinks I made a mistake mentioning Taylor Swift in my first blue sky post. This is a safe space for all but anyways stream Chromakopia
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
methinks I made a mistake mentioning Taylor Swift in my first blue sky post. This is a safe space for all but anyways stream Chromakopia