Elia Winters
@eliawinters.bsky.social
Author of geeky, kinky, cozy erotic romance. Sex toy reviewer. Fat, bi, quirky, fond of jigsaw puzzles and dad jokes. She/her. Repped by the awesome Saritza Hernández of Andrea Brown Lit. Eliawinters.com .
@riftwingdesigns.bsky.social I used your Hooves Instructable to make these amazing hooves to finish off my faun costume. People were blown away!
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@riftwingdesigns.bsky.social I used your Hooves Instructable to make these amazing hooves to finish off my faun costume. People were blown away!
Take only pictures
Leave only footprints
Leave only footprints
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Take only pictures
Leave only footprints
Leave only footprints
If the weather doesn't have you hot enough, THREE-WAY SPLIT is there for you! Just 99c right now.
--She owns a sex toy store, they own a brewery
--New England small town
--No one expected FEELINGS
--Paired and triad scenes
--Yes the swords cross
--Surprisingly cozy high heat
a.co/d/fFHKgbT
--She owns a sex toy store, they own a brewery
--New England small town
--No one expected FEELINGS
--Paired and triad scenes
--Yes the swords cross
--Surprisingly cozy high heat
a.co/d/fFHKgbT
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If the weather doesn't have you hot enough, THREE-WAY SPLIT is there for you! Just 99c right now.
--She owns a sex toy store, they own a brewery
--New England small town
--No one expected FEELINGS
--Paired and triad scenes
--Yes the swords cross
--Surprisingly cozy high heat
a.co/d/fFHKgbT
--She owns a sex toy store, they own a brewery
--New England small town
--No one expected FEELINGS
--Paired and triad scenes
--Yes the swords cross
--Surprisingly cozy high heat
a.co/d/fFHKgbT
Michaels Design Team Lead: "We want a Halloween bird. In a costume. A mummy or something."
Designer: *sweating* "Okay."
Lead: "You've seen birds before, right?"
Designer: *sweating more* "Of--of course."
Designer: *sweating* "Okay."
Lead: "You've seen birds before, right?"
Designer: *sweating more* "Of--of course."
August 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Michaels Design Team Lead: "We want a Halloween bird. In a costume. A mummy or something."
Designer: *sweating* "Okay."
Lead: "You've seen birds before, right?"
Designer: *sweating more* "Of--of course."
Designer: *sweating* "Okay."
Lead: "You've seen birds before, right?"
Designer: *sweating more* "Of--of course."
Gotta admire Lane Bryant for managing expectations.
May 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Gotta admire Lane Bryant for managing expectations.
My friend saved this screenshot one of our conversations from last year, which I had forgotten about. Shared for your enjoyment.
April 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My friend saved this screenshot one of our conversations from last year, which I had forgotten about. Shared for your enjoyment.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
Ah, that unique Millennial and Gen Z goal: *checks notes* Happiness.
The New York Times continues to shine.
The New York Times continues to shine.
October 14, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Ah, that unique Millennial and Gen Z goal: *checks notes* Happiness.
The New York Times continues to shine.
The New York Times continues to shine.
The donuts we haven't yet eaten.
Shout-out to The Loopy Whisk for another stellar gluten-free recipe that makes celiac tolerable.
Shout-out to The Loopy Whisk for another stellar gluten-free recipe that makes celiac tolerable.
October 13, 2024 at 9:54 PM
The donuts we haven't yet eaten.
Shout-out to The Loopy Whisk for another stellar gluten-free recipe that makes celiac tolerable.
Shout-out to The Loopy Whisk for another stellar gluten-free recipe that makes celiac tolerable.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #362,590!
Not the most impressive number, but I'm still pleased.
Not the most impressive number, but I'm still pleased.
September 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #362,590!
Not the most impressive number, but I'm still pleased.
Not the most impressive number, but I'm still pleased.
I used to teach Catch-22, and I keep thinking of this guy from Chapter 1.
July 27, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I used to teach Catch-22, and I keep thinking of this guy from Chapter 1.
Saw a new-to-me fruit at the market yesterday. Turns out it's also new to the market.
February 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Saw a new-to-me fruit at the market yesterday. Turns out it's also new to the market.
This was advertised to me today, and if you are as excited as I was, I regret to inform you that it is for babies.
January 10, 2024 at 2:43 AM
This was advertised to me today, and if you are as excited as I was, I regret to inform you that it is for babies.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!
August 16, 2023 at 12:57 AM
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!
Ready to cool, then icing!!
August 16, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Ready to cool, then icing!!
It's cool and rainy and I'm making gluten-free cinnamon rolls a la The Loopy Whisk for the first time!
Time for these babies to RISE.
Time for these babies to RISE.
August 15, 2023 at 11:11 PM
It's cool and rainy and I'm making gluten-free cinnamon rolls a la The Loopy Whisk for the first time!
Time for these babies to RISE.
Time for these babies to RISE.
In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, Reskeet with a Far Side Cartoon you love!
August 14, 2023 at 4:38 PM
In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, Reskeet with a Far Side Cartoon you love!
I always tell the restaurant I have a food allergy, and sometimes it results in hilarious moments like tonight's takeout. A story in 3 pictures.
August 9, 2023 at 2:07 AM
I always tell the restaurant I have a food allergy, and sometimes it results in hilarious moments like tonight's takeout. A story in 3 pictures.
What I'm reading with my eyes/reading with my ears
#romancelandia
#romancelandia
August 6, 2023 at 10:33 PM
What I'm reading with my eyes/reading with my ears
#romancelandia
#romancelandia