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Elia Winters
@eliawinters.bsky.social
Author of geeky, kinky, cozy erotic romance. Sex toy reviewer. Fat, bi, quirky, fond of jigsaw puzzles and dad jokes. She/her. Repped by the awesome Saritza Hernández of Andrea Brown Lit. Eliawinters.com .
@riftwingdesigns.bsky.social I used your Hooves Instructable to make these amazing hooves to finish off my faun costume. People were blown away!
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Take only pictures
Leave only footprints
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If the weather doesn't have you hot enough, THREE-WAY SPLIT is there for you! Just 99c right now.
--She owns a sex toy store, they own a brewery
--New England small town
--No one expected FEELINGS
--Paired and triad scenes
--Yes the swords cross
--Surprisingly cozy high heat
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August 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Michaels Design Team Lead: "We want a Halloween bird. In a costume. A mummy or something."
Designer: *sweating* "Okay."
Lead: "You've seen birds before, right?"
Designer: *sweating more* "Of--of course."
August 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Gotta admire Lane Bryant for managing expectations.
May 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My friend saved this screenshot one of our conversations from last year, which I had forgotten about. Shared for your enjoyment.
April 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Ah, that unique Millennial and Gen Z goal: *checks notes* Happiness.

The New York Times continues to shine.
October 14, 2024 at 1:37 PM
The donuts we haven't yet eaten.
Shout-out to The Loopy Whisk for another stellar gluten-free recipe that makes celiac tolerable.
October 13, 2024 at 9:54 PM
October 12, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #362,590!
Not the most impressive number, but I'm still pleased.
September 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I used to teach Catch-22, and I keep thinking of this guy from Chapter 1.
July 27, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Saw a new-to-me fruit at the market yesterday. Turns out it's also new to the market.
February 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
This was advertised to me today, and if you are as excited as I was, I regret to inform you that it is for babies.
January 10, 2024 at 2:43 AM
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!
August 16, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Ready to cool, then icing!!
August 16, 2023 at 12:53 AM
It's cool and rainy and I'm making gluten-free cinnamon rolls a la The Loopy Whisk for the first time!
Time for these babies to RISE.
August 15, 2023 at 11:11 PM
In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, Reskeet with a Far Side Cartoon you love!
August 14, 2023 at 4:38 PM
I always tell the restaurant I have a food allergy, and sometimes it results in hilarious moments like tonight's takeout. A story in 3 pictures.
August 9, 2023 at 2:07 AM
What I'm reading with my eyes/reading with my ears
#romancelandia
August 6, 2023 at 10:33 PM