Elias Evermore
@eliasevermore.bsky.social
SW. Chicago based. Semi-retired. Which is just an easy way of saying I don't get enough bookings to make a career out of this.
Is that with or without the heels?
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Is that with or without the heels?
My one true weakness.
January 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
My one true weakness.
Love the idea, but what happens when the bottle points back at the spinner?
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Love the idea, but what happens when the bottle points back at the spinner?
Time to unhinge my jaw like a snake.
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Time to unhinge my jaw like a snake.
Well it's their loss.
January 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Well it's their loss.
What did I just say?
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
What did I just say?
That went a lot better than I thought it would.
January 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
That went a lot better than I thought it would.
I've actually got two of them.
January 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I've actually got two of them.
Always hoped it would end like this.
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Always hoped it would end like this.
Sweetest things in life often aren't.
January 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Sweetest things in life often aren't.
One of the few masterpieces you actually can touch.
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
One of the few masterpieces you actually can touch.
Really doubt my heart would stop racing.
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Really doubt my heart would stop racing.
No, you can't come.
I've only got the one ticket and I am not going back in the suitcase.
I've only got the one ticket and I am not going back in the suitcase.
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
No, you can't come.
I've only got the one ticket and I am not going back in the suitcase.
I've only got the one ticket and I am not going back in the suitcase.
Really am tempted to push you into the water. Gently though.
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Really am tempted to push you into the water. Gently though.
Try and distract me all you want. I'm not gonna ignore the blood on your hands.
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Try and distract me all you want. I'm not gonna ignore the blood on your hands.
Would love to see you in all of these.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Would love to see you in all of these.
It may be tempting, but don't eat anything you shouldn't.
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It may be tempting, but don't eat anything you shouldn't.
You're almost too beautiful. You know that?
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
You're almost too beautiful. You know that?
Could watch this for hours.
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Could watch this for hours.
Something tells me you did this on purpose.
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Something tells me you did this on purpose.
You do know I can do that multiple times, right?
I don't have to pick.
I don't have to pick.
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 AM
You do know I can do that multiple times, right?
I don't have to pick.
I don't have to pick.
Strange. Now my pants feel tighter.
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Strange. Now my pants feel tighter.
Yes. But more importantly...
Can we duel while you're wearing this?
Can we duel while you're wearing this?
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Yes. But more importantly...
Can we duel while you're wearing this?
Can we duel while you're wearing this?
These would work great as advertisement for libraries.
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 AM
These would work great as advertisement for libraries.