Elias Evermore
eliasevermore.bsky.social
Elias Evermore
@eliasevermore.bsky.social
SW. Chicago based. Semi-retired. Which is just an easy way of saying I don't get enough bookings to make a career out of this.
Is that with or without the heels?
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
My one true weakness.
January 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Love the idea, but what happens when the bottle points back at the spinner?
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Time to unhinge my jaw like a snake.
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Well it's their loss.
January 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
What did I just say?
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
That went a lot better than I thought it would.
January 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I've actually got two of them.
January 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Always hoped it would end like this.
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Sweetest things in life often aren't.
January 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
One of the few masterpieces you actually can touch.
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Really doubt my heart would stop racing.
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
No, you can't come.

I've only got the one ticket and I am not going back in the suitcase.
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Really am tempted to push you into the water. Gently though.
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Try and distract me all you want. I'm not gonna ignore the blood on your hands.
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Would love to see you in all of these.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
It may be tempting, but don't eat anything you shouldn't.
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
You're almost too beautiful. You know that?
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Could watch this for hours.
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Something tells me you did this on purpose.
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
You do know I can do that multiple times, right?

I don't have to pick.
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Strange. Now my pants feel tighter.
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Yes. But more importantly...

Can we duel while you're wearing this?
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 AM
These would work great as advertisement for libraries.
January 7, 2026 at 8:56 AM