If having dyslexia is anything like trying to read 'Yoda speak' I don't think I would make it

This is what your therapist looks like after the session

The problem with nerds is that antisocial people are the worst at interpreting art, but the best at developing echo chambers where they convince themselves that they're of an enlightened few who understand the "true communist message" of Michael Bay (the conservative)'s Transformers

The difference between not wanting to see porn and not wanting to see AI is that people who make porn don't try to force/trick you into seeing it.

Heard about this guy; Michael, More Cock. Yeah, he wrote the Elric of Melniboner series, the one about the pale twink and his big black sword. Yeah, that and Cum, from which we get the hand and eye of Cum, which the hand and eye of Vecna are based off of.

They said "banger or bang her?" And dammit but I'm an artist

There are people who look at AI images of women and don't even register how unnatural they look and I know this take isn't original but it is always worth it to remind them how embarrassing that is.

The problem with Magik is that, to me, she's 14, so everybody being horny about her is really gross.
Though Kitty Pride wasn't exactly saved from her own author by being 13. I hate nerds, man.

Happy to throw hands with anyone who talks like they've had media training

Paul Verhoeven is so good at making fascist propaganda that two of his films have been expanded into entire extended universes full of "fascists and their machines consistently achieve their immediate goals and often their long-term ones as well"

Remember when sighing used to be involuntary? Take me back.

My posts are so good that they even bridge the aisle to those moronic AI supporters

Everyone at the Sky Lobby thinks it's so funny that Doordash exists — I'm the bell of the ball

Using the time machine to hang out with Marx before he wrote Capital so I can quote it at him
"Dude, dude, that's what I've been saying!"

The Brita filter has made me appreciate every dram of water I use — so thank you to Shin Ramen, for reminding me that I am indeed boiling water because now the air is spicy!

Whatever I said, I didn't say it. That was an alternate timeline version of me whose soul had been corrupted by Belasco's vile sorcery.

Tech bro selling teleportation: Imagine if every time you got on a plane you got shot in the head!

(He is very excited to introduce this technology)

Clair Obscure is a fantastic game and no I will not type out the full name

(smugly) Is the Time Being in the room with us?

Somebody with the Israeli flag followed me 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸Jumpscare🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

2% milk is for lactose intolerant people who live 1% more on the edge and no one else. If you're that scared of 3% milkfat just get skim.

Immaculate description (noun):
When a virgin tries to explain something

eg. blockchain

This is a Molecule Man stan account
I love the Molecule Man

"Catholic kids did laced ketamine once and now they beat the shit out of dealers" *is* a ridiculous premise
But you cannot deny that the Cloak & Dagger fit duo goes hard

I am officially taking an erroneous, yet indelible stance as a Wolverine hater for rhetorical reasons.