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“money into prestige, prestige into fun, fun into intel, intel into money.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“increasing your share of ownership over that which you deem desirable at the
expense of everything that made it so”
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
if you have something that’s clearly superhuman already, what level of
interpretability would you be able to expect?
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i like it when my coffee tries to beat me up
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“now you can have your phone and eat it too!”
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“It is no longer a matter of gravity—it is an acceptance of sky.”
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
you can’t get enough of what you don’t need.
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i’m often in repose i live half my life at an angle
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“the absence of mercy peculiar above all to prey”
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
BOMN
October 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“He never carried handkerchiefs but knew how to produce from nowhere a silk
scarf of any desired color.”
October 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“today’s scab is tomorrow’s striker.”
October 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Realtime strategy is for the real world where real people hide real cheerios in
my pockets.”
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
phone phreaking is back!!
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“man i’ve nursed on so many porches in this neighborhood”
September 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the very refusal of excess becomes in itself an excess
September 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Gentrification, the flood before the flood.”
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“unleash the id of the american empire”
August 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
and that’s how i learned that feeding my wife water is like flying a plane
August 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
live action remakes of animated classics are like if you try to rewrite poetry
as prose.
August 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
harvest now decrypt later
August 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Maturity,” Bokonon tells us, “is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy
exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.”
August 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.”
August 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
maybe the smile was invented by the stomach
August 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“happiness is a summary statistic of how well you’re doing at surviving”
August 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM