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Eli Ladon
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Gotta share my most recent project on Bluesky since it’s gonna become more popular than the ruined app. music.apple.com/us/album/no-... Let’s indulge 🥳
No Love For Misfits by Eli Ladon on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 8 Songs
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RIP Trey Reed “No foul play suspected”

Again
September 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Never would’ve thought the US would fall at the hands of it’s own government. Karma for all she’s done wrong
June 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Welp. The Orange Dipshit finally pulled his big one. Close the windows to dodge the draft
June 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I feel so good that I voted for Kamala Harris. Jesus fuckin Christ
June 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I believe twitter is officially cooked
May 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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We know. They gave you immunity.
May 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Has Israel burned to the ground yet? That’s all I wanna know
May 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s embarrassing seeing people at grocery stores who can’t pay for their groceries. Crazy thing is, pretty soon there won’t be any groceries to pay for
April 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
There is zero tourism in Las Vegas currently. Foreigners are no longer interested in visiting the US. Streets empty as a casamigos bottle on a Friday night. Ya done fucked up
April 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Don’t say anything to anybody that you don’t mean. Trump threatened China now them shipping docks dry as lizard coochie. People don’t take threats lightly
April 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Still here. But at what cost?
April 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
People you don’t even fuck with asking you to lie for them is crazy
April 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’m dead y’all. I’m in hell, I think. It’s dark and I don’t have WiFi. Horns everywhere
April 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
People always tryna skip the steps. Imagine having $30 million dollars right now. You’re more than likely gonna fuck it up because you got it easy. Working builds the character you need to manage the BIG bag. I’m making so money right now I feel guilty lol 😩
April 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s wild how Nav has the best album out currently. Y’all niggas really suck
April 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People thinking they’re gonna get rich off XRP is crazy, because that shits about to go down to 50 cents
April 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Nah, them Pringle’s farts be nuclear
April 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
If I nightclub roof falls on my head I’m suing the whole damn lineage of whoever’s in charge of the country I’m in. Dig up the settlers 💰
April 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Men who occasionally allow themselves to be submissive to women have big dicks. Boss me around Queen 🍆
April 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Visiting your moms and having long talks about the family is the cheat code. I didn’t know my great great grandmother was born a slave in 1853 and had my great grandmother at the age of 12. This shit is deep
April 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Hey, remember 2 months ago when the USA had the best economy in the world?
April 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Racist folks out here giving niggas a hard time every chance they get. They damn 401k got $2.63 in quarters in that bish. Pipe down, you Klu Klux Bum
April 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“Act your age”

Nope. I’m staying crazy lol 🤪
April 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Everybody out here stressing out and I’m over singing some dumb shit like….

Meeee meeee me more cowboy than youuuu 🎶🤠
April 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
When was the last time you saw a BUNCH of humans on an assembly line? Give me a fuckin break lol
April 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM