“Personal communication” really is the most baller citation you can use. Let’s everyone know that 1) you know people, 2) they talk to you, and 3) no you can’t look this up

They should invent an airport experience that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself

2 great sunsets in a row, can we go 3 straight tomorrow?

Can’t believe I can’t log “stressfully pacing while watching election returns” on Strava

Happy to report the NC early voting sticker has a sick unicorn on it

Went to the eye doctor yesterday and found out that one of my eyes is more spherical than the other