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#nephewnetwork - Famous Boy Adventurer - Twitch Streamer - Pro Wrestling - Retro Games - Bad Movies - Unhinged rants - (twitch.tv/elhefe) - E-mail me at: drchadcockley@gmail.com
Cheers you fookin animals!
September 10, 2023 at 11:44 PM
September 10, 2023 at 12:38 AM
August 27, 2023 at 9:47 AM
In Seattle there is a law firm called the “Dubin Law Group” and at the end of their radio commercials they state their motto, which is “Tough, Reliable, Human.” Exactly what an Alien lawyer would make their motto…
July 29, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Just got banned from Twitter for a lack of racist Tweets.
July 14, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Little known fact: Moby Dick is actually the name the whales creator, Captain Ahab was actually hunting Moby Dicks monster.
July 11, 2023 at 5:18 AM
Threads be like: “Creators what’s the hardest part about developing your brand?”

And then I blacked out and woke up here.
July 9, 2023 at 4:42 AM
My little doggy is so cute.
July 7, 2023 at 6:33 PM
My favorite episode if The Sopranos is the one where Tony breathes heavily.
July 4, 2023 at 9:19 PM
July 4, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Vote for me in 2024 and I will draft an executive order allocating $16.3 Billion towards ensuring that k - 12 curriculums require that all children watch seasons 3 - 8 of the Simpsons, so that future generations will get our references.
July 2, 2023 at 9:00 PM
July 2, 2023 at 7:14 AM
July 2, 2023 at 7:14 AM
There’s too much traffic on Bluesky, so we’re limiting the number of skeets unverified users can view to 600.
July 1, 2023 at 7:05 PM
June 28, 2023 at 6:50 PM
June 26, 2023 at 11:45 PM
There is a solid six months of beard growth between “Works at Brewery” and “Majestic Wizard” where your beard looks like “Crazed Hermit”.

It’s very difficult to get through the “Crazed Hermit” phase without copious amount of confidence and/or depression.
June 26, 2023 at 9:43 PM
I got possessed during my #DiablolV stream but I took some Ivermectin and it cleared right out.
June 25, 2023 at 5:13 PM