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Eli Ganias
@elganias.bsky.social
An occasional actor when I'm occasionally hired to do so.
Ets fan (M, N, and J)
...by Ross Douthat
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
.. everyone who plays right-handed, must play left-handed and vice-versa.
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I'll get on that right away.
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
THANK you!
October 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is there a version of this joke with Larry Summers included?
July 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"I lost because too many voters who voted didn't vote for me."
#NoCuomo
July 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
July 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
a man says " i wish i could help you "
ALT: a man says " i wish i could help you "
media.tenor.com
July 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Sorry Kenny, you need a new bank. I've been a NYC resident and registered D for decades and have seen elected Democratic officials quickly endorse Democratic nominees for Mayor over that time until now.
Haha.
a man in a tuxedo is saying i 'm terribly sorry sir but
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is saying i 'm terribly sorry sir but
media.tenor.com
July 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Why haven't you endorsed the Democratic nominee for NYC Mayor?
July 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
MVP*
July 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
He wasn't embarrassed enough.
June 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Owned by former NYC Republican Mayoral candidate and radio talk show host John Catsimatidis. He is now threatening to close Gristedes and leave NY because of Mamdani.
See ya!
June 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Very judicious
June 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM