I'm rooting for the asteroid.

I'd have to say "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" by Roxy Music is my 4th favorite song about blow-up dolls.

Hey Deadheads, anybody else remember the Cannonball Addrerly/Grateful Dead cover band that used to play in the early 90s? They were called Cannonball Deaderley and their version of Dis Here > Dat Dere > The Other One was epic! I used to wear that tape out back in the day. #deadfreaksunite

My new favorite chess openings you ask? The JoMama London and the Groovy Lopez.

If I ever move to Canada I am going to live in Nova Scotia and open a Tario Bank.

Currently on a 19 day Chessable streak in preparation for a 3-day tourney over Thanksgiving. #chesspunks

Why do I keep playing the Caro-Kann even though I hate it?

No boss. It's only a coincidence that I call in sick the same days as the @lichess.org Classical arena.

A new movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a gardener who fills his whole backyard with only one plant. It can be called Vista La Hasta