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monstress truck
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fat gay baby lady
Did anyone else notice that all the hobbits in lotr had boners the whole time? (books not movies)
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
once again the popular girls are making me buy new clothes at the mall and wear contact lenses instead of glasses and putting lipstick and mascara and blush on my face and taking my hair out of a ponytail
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
that line ain't gonna toe itself
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
mama tried
bush lied
people died
cream pied
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
milkin pps for 200 dollars a hour?!?!?!?!?!?!?;?
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
in the words of the inimitable dr. octagon, 1-800-PP-5-1-DOO-DOO
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
everyoine keeps mixing up their donkies
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
crambery sonks
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ahh my ham coins!
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Remembering dear Sleazy on this day of his passing in 2010. ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Big Pap's coming
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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why do they call it bottom dysphoria and not hognitive dissonance
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i refuse to let my precious children play roblox or be born
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
just Once in my stupid baka life i would like to eat my way out of a giant tiramisu
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
sick and tired of all the kobold hate on this App
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
can't believe they finally added cum to minecraft
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
if they ever stop making apps I'll eat a gross bug
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
they need to make more apps
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
what is this some kinda Piss And Shit Simulator™ ?????????????????????
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
*all the cops are sitting in the meeting hall and the Main cop walks in with his hands on his hips* we got a real Suckjob on our hands tonite fellas, a Real Suckjob
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
apparently texting my therapist "good morning beautiful" every morning is "inappropriate" even though we are both girls ughhhhhh
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
a fwhap in the nite
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
: - (
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
the written word is dieing :-(
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM