Gabrielle Unionized
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Word on the skeet is…
Ok, Imma say it: I don’t trust Trump’s
“warm” reception of Mamdani. There’s always a secret agenda with The Orange One. No offense to Mamdani, but he didn’t charm that man - that man has an angle.
“warm” reception of Mamdani. There’s always a secret agenda with The Orange One. No offense to Mamdani, but he didn’t charm that man - that man has an angle.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Ok, Imma say it: I don’t trust Trump’s
“warm” reception of Mamdani. There’s always a secret agenda with The Orange One. No offense to Mamdani, but he didn’t charm that man - that man has an angle.
“warm” reception of Mamdani. There’s always a secret agenda with The Orange One. No offense to Mamdani, but he didn’t charm that man - that man has an angle.
I need to start playing the numbers cause when I tell you my good eye has ALWAYS been on Billiam Burr(o) and Jon Stewart. As a a Libra, being a right about people brings me joy. As a Black woman, being right about America’s white faves brings me peace. Next up - RBG…
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I need to start playing the numbers cause when I tell you my good eye has ALWAYS been on Billiam Burr(o) and Jon Stewart. As a a Libra, being a right about people brings me joy. As a Black woman, being right about America’s white faves brings me peace. Next up - RBG…
A. Word.
I forgot to grab my water bottle and didn’t realize until I was too far to go back. I got a little annoyed but when I went to dig in my bag,I saw an unopened bottle there & of course it was nice and cold.
Don’t get hung up on what you left behind bc there’s always something better waiting for you.
Don’t get hung up on what you left behind bc there’s always something better waiting for you.
a woman in a red dress is running on a red carpet while a man in a suit stands behind her .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is running on a red carpet while a man in a suit stands behind her .
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November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A. Word.
Jimmy Kimmel getting his show back on 9/23 is some #Libra shit. Find Out™️, cuffing, apple cider and spooky seasons coming together comme ça is the kinda celestial alignment I can get behind. Let’s gooo!
September 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jimmy Kimmel getting his show back on 9/23 is some #Libra shit. Find Out™️, cuffing, apple cider and spooky seasons coming together comme ça is the kinda celestial alignment I can get behind. Let’s gooo!
Me and my Brigade of Bumble BFF Bad Bitches walking into the club (ok, brunch) sending out our best loose canon vibe. #SunshineOnTheReaping #District12TypeShit #HaymitchAndNem #SuzanneCollinsPutHerFootInThisBook #PresidentSnowBeenABitchHisWholeLife #WeekendTings
a man in a police uniform is standing in a room with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man in a police uniform is standing in a room with his arms outstretched
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March 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me and my Brigade of Bumble BFF Bad Bitches walking into the club (ok, brunch) sending out our best loose canon vibe. #SunshineOnTheReaping #District12TypeShit #HaymitchAndNem #SuzanneCollinsPutHerFootInThisBook #PresidentSnowBeenABitchHisWholeLife #WeekendTings
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THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
January 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
Deadass, the only thing weed is a gateway to for me is a clean apartment and/or a creative new snack.
I just got high and now I wanna clean. wtf?
barack obama sitting in a chair with his hands up
ALT: barack obama sitting in a chair with his hands up
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December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Deadass, the only thing weed is a gateway to for me is a clean apartment and/or a creative new snack.
You’re gonna have to pry my Circle deals from my cold dead hands.
All women do is:
Lie
Shop at target
Scroll Amazon
Not eat
Watch shows involving crime and law
Neglect their check engine light
Say “AAAAAAYYYYYY” when they favorite song come on in the club
Take over the whole bed
Ask if you ate knowing they haven’t eaten
Lie
Shop at target
Scroll Amazon
Not eat
Watch shows involving crime and law
Neglect their check engine light
Say “AAAAAAYYYYYY” when they favorite song come on in the club
Take over the whole bed
Ask if you ate knowing they haven’t eaten
December 12, 2024 at 12:55 AM
You’re gonna have to pry my Circle deals from my cold dead hands.
Given that ChatGPT has time based restraints, I’m gonna need a prorated refund for this down time. We all are. Get that checkbook ready OpenAI
December 12, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Given that ChatGPT has time based restraints, I’m gonna need a prorated refund for this down time. We all are. Get that checkbook ready OpenAI
4th gen Libra 🙌🏾 Me, my mama, her mama and HER mama - all Libras. 💁🏽♀️
What’s yo sign vs. yo Mama sign ♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️💨🌎🔥🌊
December 11, 2024 at 11:06 PM
4th gen Libra 🙌🏾 Me, my mama, her mama and HER mama - all Libras. 💁🏽♀️
Yes! Let’s air out this imposter ass substance. It’s the Shaun King of sweets…
The only chocolate that’s disgusting (and not actual chocolate) is white chocolate!
Ok since we all on B.S. today, CHOCOLATE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. IDGAF WHAT YALL SAY. FIGHT ME. LINE UP FOR THE FADE. YOU NEED THAT?? #Blacksky
December 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Yes! Let’s air out this imposter ass substance. It’s the Shaun King of sweets…
Can’t lie, getting strong Michael Scoffield vibes from WA(P)luigi. Everything about that arrest screams “Aha, I wanted to go to jail.” Anybody see any tats? 👀
December 10, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Can’t lie, getting strong Michael Scoffield vibes from WA(P)luigi. Everything about that arrest screams “Aha, I wanted to go to jail.” Anybody see any tats? 👀
The person who dropped a dime on The Claims Adjuster being a Boomer tracks. Far too many of them never outgrew their hall monitor tendencies 🙄 That’s why they like HOAs. Weirdos. GO LAY DOWN!
a man wearing a hat and a red shirt is making a funny face
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a red shirt is making a funny face
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December 10, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The person who dropped a dime on The Claims Adjuster being a Boomer tracks. Far too many of them never outgrew their hall monitor tendencies 🙄 That’s why they like HOAs. Weirdos. GO LAY DOWN!
Aye, fuck right Twix.
#LeftTwix4Life
#LeftTwix4Life
December 10, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Aye, fuck right Twix.
#LeftTwix4Life
#LeftTwix4Life
I’m late as shit to the convo, but that whole Jessica Chastain/Jet Blue sitch felt a lot like class solidarity on her end. Then again, I fucks with Jessica Chastain in general so…
December 5, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I’m late as shit to the convo, but that whole Jessica Chastain/Jet Blue sitch felt a lot like class solidarity on her end. Then again, I fucks with Jessica Chastain in general so…
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You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 AM
You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?
Might I add, we ain’t shackin up if we live in an apartment
December 2, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Might I add, we ain’t shackin up if we live in an apartment
To be fair, Regina wasn’t entirely wrong when she said Janice was obsessed with her.
a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man .
ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man .
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December 2, 2024 at 3:25 AM
To be fair, Regina wasn’t entirely wrong when she said Janice was obsessed with her.
Look, I don’t care if it was 18 years ago - men were fucking the Butterball turkeys?! And not just fucking the dead ones, but also full on sexually abusing the alive ones? ACCA-SCUSE ME?! A bear would never…
December 2, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Look, I don’t care if it was 18 years ago - men were fucking the Butterball turkeys?! And not just fucking the dead ones, but also full on sexually abusing the alive ones? ACCA-SCUSE ME?! A bear would never…
Dating pool?? Chile, I can’t even swim
December 2, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Dating pool?? Chile, I can’t even swim
Imma let Lawry’s finish, but Tony has one of the best “put it on ayy-thang” seasonings of all time.
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Imma let Lawry’s finish, but Tony has one of the best “put it on ayy-thang” seasonings of all time.
Sooo, she’s been booted from of The Cookout AND The Barbie? What she gone do if the Russians don’t let her into The Putluck?
November 30, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Sooo, she’s been booted from of The Cookout AND The Barbie? What she gone do if the Russians don’t let her into The Putluck?
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I talked to journalists and writers who have found a larger and more engaged audience for their work on Bluesky, without having to see “AI bots and Nazis” at the top of their replies.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
Journalists flock to Bluesky as X becomes increasingly 'toxic'
Journalists are finding more readers and less hate on Bluesky than on the platform they used to know as Twitter.
www.nbcnews.com
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I talked to journalists and writers who have found a larger and more engaged audience for their work on Bluesky, without having to see “AI bots and Nazis” at the top of their replies.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
what’s dating you like? (Using one gif/meme)
November 30, 2024 at 5:22 PM
what’s dating you like? (Using one gif/meme)