ellen
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i wish Google Maps would take stress into account
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i wish Google Maps would take stress into account
Dan Murphy opening hours
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Dan Murphy opening hours
ok so having covid in summer should be illegal
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ok so having covid in summer should be illegal
I am ready for summer to end
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I am ready for summer to end
This, uh, doesn’t seem like the best idea 😆
December 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
This, uh, doesn’t seem like the best idea 😆
me when there’s wasabi on the table
a man in a suit and tie sitting in front of a framed certificate of authenticity
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting in front of a framed certificate of authenticity
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 AM
me when there’s wasabi on the table
can’t decide if Veet using “your body, your choice!” to market hair removal products is heinous or just regrettably inevitable
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
can’t decide if Veet using “your body, your choice!” to market hair removal products is heinous or just regrettably inevitable
Paul Rudd and Keanu Reeves need to star together in a new vampire movie
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Paul Rudd and Keanu Reeves need to star together in a new vampire movie
my favourite group chat energy is the one where none of us check our spelling or edit anything, ever. nuthin but chaos & love.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
my favourite group chat energy is the one where none of us check our spelling or edit anything, ever. nuthin but chaos & love.
is there another Melbourne reporter out there who posts daily local updates but isn’t intensely pro-police?
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
is there another Melbourne reporter out there who posts daily local updates but isn’t intensely pro-police?
found Teddy Swims’ wario
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
found Teddy Swims’ wario
had a dream where Julia Louis-Dreyfus introduced Jimmy Fallon to Jukebox the Ghost and couldn’t stop raving about how good they are
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
had a dream where Julia Louis-Dreyfus introduced Jimmy Fallon to Jukebox the Ghost and couldn’t stop raving about how good they are
it’s weird to me that people still use twitter. gross.
October 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
it’s weird to me that people still use twitter. gross.
dog on the train = instant day brightener. there should be more dogs on trains.
October 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
dog on the train = instant day brightener. there should be more dogs on trains.
need paramore or simple plan to cover the emo banger that is Eldest Daughter (Taylor Swift, TLOAS)
October 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
need paramore or simple plan to cover the emo banger that is Eldest Daughter (Taylor Swift, TLOAS)
do other ppl sometimes think about the fact that Jellyrolls Orlando closed and get sad
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
do other ppl sometimes think about the fact that Jellyrolls Orlando closed and get sad
new Jukebox The Ghost album is a juicy boy 🤌🏻🤤
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
new Jukebox The Ghost album is a juicy boy 🤌🏻🤤
“Gen Z drink less” is not true on Swanston Street tonight lmao
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
“Gen Z drink less” is not true on Swanston Street tonight lmao
i love how each of the new default instagram story filters actively make your photo look like, way worse
October 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i love how each of the new default instagram story filters actively make your photo look like, way worse
what i’ve learned from Depop so far is that there are an unfathomable number of suburbs that i’ve never heard of
September 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
what i’ve learned from Depop so far is that there are an unfathomable number of suburbs that i’ve never heard of
told ya
“how is it still January?” hush. be quiet. the next thing we know, it will be september.
September 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
told ya
we are commencing week 4, now with a +ve RAT for Influenza A 🥲
3 straight weeks of being sick and i can officially say i am Over It
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
we are commencing week 4, now with a +ve RAT for Influenza A 🥲
3 straight weeks of being sick and i can officially say i am Over It
August 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
3 straight weeks of being sick and i can officially say i am Over It
do you think taylor swift will sell tickets to her wedding?
August 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
do you think taylor swift will sell tickets to her wedding?
people on Etsy charging $60 a pop for “custom portraits” that are clearly AI generated slop 🤮
August 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
people on Etsy charging $60 a pop for “custom portraits” that are clearly AI generated slop 🤮