Elena
@elenabjxrn.bsky.social
art student, writer, that person you've seen from that one stupid meme or other
The big rain yesterday really woke the garden up. I desperately need to do some bindweed ripping before they start flowering, though.
May 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The big rain yesterday really woke the garden up. I desperately need to do some bindweed ripping before they start flowering, though.
After running an at-home rabbit sanctuary for years I said “never again” to rabbits. So tell me WHY I keep going to check whether this unwanted bunny still needs a home?
I mean… we have the space…
(Going back if she’s still there next week, for a temperament check with the kids.)
I mean… we have the space…
(Going back if she’s still there next week, for a temperament check with the kids.)
May 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
After running an at-home rabbit sanctuary for years I said “never again” to rabbits. So tell me WHY I keep going to check whether this unwanted bunny still needs a home?
I mean… we have the space…
(Going back if she’s still there next week, for a temperament check with the kids.)
I mean… we have the space…
(Going back if she’s still there next week, for a temperament check with the kids.)
A DOUBLE EGG DAY?! A treat!
February 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A DOUBLE EGG DAY?! A treat!
Alex has eaten the first hen eggs! The verdict is that they are indistinguishable from a good-quality supermarket egg but what does he know, he once ate a burger that had been stapled to a desk for months.
February 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Alex has eaten the first hen eggs! The verdict is that they are indistinguishable from a good-quality supermarket egg but what does he know, he once ate a burger that had been stapled to a desk for months.
So charmed by these diddy peach-pink eggs.
February 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
So charmed by these diddy peach-pink eggs.
This gal will now toddle off to lay an egg, then stand in the garden and yell her tits off until I come out and collect it. She's very proud of her work.
February 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This gal will now toddle off to lay an egg, then stand in the garden and yell her tits off until I come out and collect it. She's very proud of her work.
These birds, man, they are magical! All I do is feed, house and protect them and the benevolent little creature occasionally bless me with BUM FRUIT.
February 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
These birds, man, they are magical! All I do is feed, house and protect them and the benevolent little creature occasionally bless me with BUM FRUIT.
TODAY WAS THE DAY! I finally got the first ever egg from my feathered freeloading friends! (I suspect it was from Clover, teeny grey girlie on the right). It’s a *bit* smaller than your average supermarket egg but she did her best!
February 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
TODAY WAS THE DAY! I finally got the first ever egg from my feathered freeloading friends! (I suspect it was from Clover, teeny grey girlie on the right). It’s a *bit* smaller than your average supermarket egg but she did her best!
Today's garden efforts:
Moved the buddleja cuttings over to the stick pile (much to the dismay of the chickens)
Hard pruned the pear tree (its limbs are a bit tangled from bindweed interference and shitty planting position by the previous homeowners)
Moved the buddleja cuttings over to the stick pile (much to the dismay of the chickens)
Hard pruned the pear tree (its limbs are a bit tangled from bindweed interference and shitty planting position by the previous homeowners)
February 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Today's garden efforts:
Moved the buddleja cuttings over to the stick pile (much to the dismay of the chickens)
Hard pruned the pear tree (its limbs are a bit tangled from bindweed interference and shitty planting position by the previous homeowners)
Moved the buddleja cuttings over to the stick pile (much to the dismay of the chickens)
Hard pruned the pear tree (its limbs are a bit tangled from bindweed interference and shitty planting position by the previous homeowners)
I hacked back my bush fner fner etc.
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I hacked back my bush fner fner etc.
May I present: Daffodiles
(For spring)
(For spring)
February 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
May I present: Daffodiles
(For spring)
(For spring)
Conclusion: Children’s crafts seem like a great idea and the outcome is cute and stuff but jfc what an ORDEAL.
February 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Conclusion: Children’s crafts seem like a great idea and the outcome is cute and stuff but jfc what an ORDEAL.
On the subject of chickens, adding these Tim Burton-ass looking motherfuckers to my future flock wish list. Who doesn’t want a chicken that looks like he dates his little sister’s friends and says he knows Noel Fielding?
February 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
On the subject of chickens, adding these Tim Burton-ass looking motherfuckers to my future flock wish list. Who doesn’t want a chicken that looks like he dates his little sister’s friends and says he knows Noel Fielding?
Bad news, lads, the silly goose convention is cancelled.
Gonna go down to the lake with a megaphone and yell “DISPERSE, CRIMINALS” at the swans.
Gonna go down to the lake with a megaphone and yell “DISPERSE, CRIMINALS” at the swans.
February 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Bad news, lads, the silly goose convention is cancelled.
Gonna go down to the lake with a megaphone and yell “DISPERSE, CRIMINALS” at the swans.
Gonna go down to the lake with a megaphone and yell “DISPERSE, CRIMINALS” at the swans.
Tag yourself, I’m the flat guy on the bottom row. But also the pudgy one top right.
January 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Tag yourself, I’m the flat guy on the bottom row. But also the pudgy one top right.
I made these guys this evening and now I am compelled to cover my house with glimmering glass spiders.
December 21, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I made these guys this evening and now I am compelled to cover my house with glimmering glass spiders.
Ah yes. Tit zits. Stressed breasts. All those normal mammary changes.
December 1, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Ah yes. Tit zits. Stressed breasts. All those normal mammary changes.
The oven was too hot when it went in, hence the doming, but good LORD she was a beaut otherwise.
December 1, 2024 at 8:19 AM
The oven was too hot when it went in, hence the doming, but good LORD she was a beaut otherwise.
Maybe I'm easily amused, but...
November 29, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Maybe I'm easily amused, but...
If I was church-inclined more generally I would definitely have liked to get married in this particularly pink one.
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 AM
If I was church-inclined more generally I would definitely have liked to get married in this particularly pink one.
Nineteen, apparently.
October 21, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Nineteen, apparently.