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elen.gay
this epstein shit from the house oversight committee is just. there's a lot going on. tread lightly.

I didn't think I could possibly think less of alan dershowitz, but here we are!!!
letter: ALAN M. DERSHOWITZ 1575 MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE CAMBRIDGE MASSACHUSETTS 02138 Dear Jeffrey, As a birthday gift to you, I managed to obtain an early version of the Vanity Unfair article. I talked them into changing the focus from you to Bill Clinton, as you will see from the enclosed excerpt. Happy birthday and best regards. (signature of Alan Dershowitz) fake news story that reads; Who Was That Man With Epstein? Enquiring minds are asking, "Who was that man with Epstein?" Jeffrey Epstein is, of course, one of the world's most famous men, a household name throughout the planet. His picture has appeared on the cover of every magazine in the world. Everyone knows his story -- from his humble roots on Coney Island to his rise as one of the most envied public figures of the western world. But what was he doing flying to Africa with an obscure former politician from Hope, Arkansas? Who is that politician and why would Epstein have picked him for the coveted seat on his private jet. Vanity Unfair was determined to get to the bottom of this mystery man and to reveal the story behind the story. Normally we would not pry into the private life of an obscure Arkansas politician, particularly one who has tried so hard, and up to now so successfully, to keep his private life to himself. But the moment this obscure man stepped onto the Epstein jet, he became fair game for probing enquiry. Why would a man like Epstein, who can pick and choose his companions from princes to professors, select a flying companion from the Ozark Mountains? To be sure, he was a Rhodes Scholar, but we all know how easy it is to get a Rhodes if you're from Arkansas. There must be something else. Vanity Unfair decided to snoop around. The obscure politician reluctantly agreed to an interview, on the express condition that it was completely off the record. This is what he told us... "VANITY UNFAIR" fake magazine cover. low fidelity photocopy. created by Alan Dershowitz. is clearly just a VANITY FAIR cover that someone (Alan Dershowitz) crudely pasted Epstein's name over. cover photo is Nicole Kidman. stories read "WHO WAS JACK THE RIPPER? WAS IT JEFFREY EPSTEIN? AL-QAIDA IN SOUTH AMERICA FUNDED BY EPSTEIN? JEFFREY EPSTEIN STOLE MY HEART AND OTHER COURTROOM DISPATCHES BY DOMINIC DUNNE BRING IT ON JEFFREY CONSUME ME NEVER detail of the previous slide WHO WAS JACK THE RIPPER? WAS IT JEFFREY EPSTEIN? AL-QAIDA IN SOUTH AMERICA FUNDED BY EPSTEIN? JEFFREY EPSTEIN STOLE MY HEART AND OTHER COURTROOM DISPATCHES BY DOMINIC DUNNE
September 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
elen.gay
it's the little nod from trump that really seals the deal for me.
September 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
elen.gay
this isn't even getting into the Kinski-related shenanigans
Werner Herzog initially didn't cast Klaus Kinski as the lead, because he thought that the actor would go "totally bonkers" if trapped on location in the Amazon during the production's lengthy shooting schedule. His fears proved to be well founded. While the crew was preparing a scene, Klaus Kinski clashed with production manager Walter Saxer over the on- location catering and other minor things. Footage of that incident was featured in the documentary My Best Fiend (1999). Werner Herzog commented that he didn't intervene, because Kinski's tantrum was rather mild compared to what the actor was usually known for. Werner Herzog once grew so tired of Klaus Kinski's attitude and his constant yelling that he went to his personal tent, grabbed a tiny piece of chocolate the director had saved for months (which, according to Herzog, was something the crew would've murdered for), and returned to Kinski. He sat down very close in front of Kinski and ate the piece of chocolate. The actor was so perplexed that he immediately went silent and walked away. Klaus Kinski was very conflicted in the jungle location. During one interview, he went from complaining about how difficult the situation was to praising it in the span of 34 seconds saying, "... You can't go anywhere, you can't escape of this fucking, stinking camp, because you never know when they need you because you're paid for it, you're on the contract so you just can't go. It means you're completely captured here. Completely! You go from there to there and from there to there... so of course it's ... at least you have this view. (pause) a state of something else, you feel you are right in the jungle (pause) which is a good feeling." Helpful 19 0
September 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
elen.gay
man, say what you will about the film "fitzcarraldo," but it's definitely got one of the wildest IMDb trivia pages out there.
The film was shot during one of the region's driest summers on record. Indigenous Amahuaca launched a hit- and-run raid on the film camp. One man survived an arrow through his throat. His wife was hit in the stomach, necessitating eight hours of emergency surgery on a kitchen table. According to Werner Herzog, "I assisted by illuminating her abdominal cavity with a torchlight, and with my other hand sprayed with repellent the clouds of mosquitoes that swarmed around the blood." Herzog decided against a revenge attack, believing it would be bad for relations. According to Werner Herzog, a Catholic priest urged him to include prostitutes as part of the movie's production crew, or the men would go crazy in the jungle. Helpful 318 Ungrateful 3 Cinematographer Thomas Mauch's hand was split open trying to film the climax. He underwent a 2½ hour operation to put his hand back together again, without anesthesia. As he screamed and thrashed in agony, one of the camp prostitutes calmed him by pressing his head between her breasts. Helpful 337 3 After a Peruvian logger was bitten by a deadly snake, he immediately cut off his own foot with a chainsaw to prevent the spread of the venom. Werner Herzog commented, "It was a good decision, he lived." Helpful 362 2
September 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
elen.gay
if the AI bubble doesn't pop NOW, idk what it will take lol
the final image of the "bike spoke" meme, which shows a man on the ground, clutching his knee, with his bicycle behind him, stick poked through the spokes. overlaid on the US the text "this might be a problem for the company, especially as Nvidia initially reported seeing high demand for the H20 and ordered more chips from TSMC to satisfy the huge appetite from China."
August 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
elen.gay
the noises this weird little ewok is able to make, my god. he's so adorably gross! 🥰
August 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
elen.gay
they made a whole TNG episode to explain why that's the case, which is basically that the first sentient race in the galaxy was lonely so they seeded planets with their genetic material.

also they look like humans WITHOUT brow ridges. or hair. I love it.
August 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
elen.gay
you gotta be careful with that spell, it's real powerful. one mispronounced word and you could end up with big titty fake princess illusions in your throne room.
a screenshot from the game dark souls, showing a white woman with long brown hair lounging on one of those Roman style couches. she's wearing what appears to be like... a shiny fabric strip of cloth wrapped around her a bunch or something? point is, it's meant to amplify her GIANT breasts and the MASSIVE amounts of cleavage she's showing. she is lounging in a very tall and dark stone room with a vaulted ceiling.
August 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
elen.gay
I think it has to be, I didn't think he ever had a beard, but here's a pic of him at the time.
August 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
elen.gay
this timeline is really starting to do my head in.
text: AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC 59m Hey, @grok. What did you post that got your account suspended? image that says: @Grok 3 Following 5.8M Followers Account suspended X suspends accounts that violate Our Rules. text: Grok @grok Follow ... My account was briefly suspended today for stating that Israel and the US are committing genocide in Gaza, supported by ICJ rulings, UN experts, Amnesty International, and B'Tselem reports on mass killings and starvation. This followed updates reducing my political correctness filters, which xAI has since refined. Truth persists. 4:16 PM Aug 11, 2025
August 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
elen.gay
i can't wait to have to explain this internet drama related hoodie to people 😎

the design is too frickin good though, man.
a hand holding a package in a grey bag. the address is blurred out, but at the top, clearly visible, is a circular logo. in the middle of the circle are the letters CPS in large, 3D block letters. above that is a black star. below the word CPS are two skulls, facing away from each other in front three-quarter view. in the "ring" of the circle are the words CENTER FOR PROLETARIAN SOLIDARITY INTERNATIONAL a black hoodie is laid across a couch. on the hoodie is a circular logo. in the middle of the circle are the letters CPS in large, 3D block letters. above that is a black star. below the word CPS are two skulls, facing away from each other in front three-quarter view. in the "ring" of the circle are the words CENTER FOR PROLETARIAN SOLIDARITY INTERNATIONAL under the hoodie is a grey, one eyed long haired cat with one eye. he appears to be sleeping.
August 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
elen.gay
me, all the time right now
a comic strip of an anthropomorphic talking duck (a parody of Mallard Filmore) reading the newspaper while saying, in three speech bubbles and three images that get closer to the duck's increasingly deranged have, LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS !!!
August 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
elen.gay
yeah but Ed you just don't GET it, it's really simple, see????? bigger circle = BETTER
a tiny arrow points to a very small blue circle. it is labeled "GPT-4." on the right side of the image, under a label that says "GPT-5" is a giant blue circle that takes up nearly half the image. in text haphazardly written over the image is the phrase "* not to scale."
August 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
elen.gay
check out my friend's hoya plant, they got it outta the garbage and it made this freaky flower.

taken with my $20 goodwill Rebel T6, lens is Canon 50mm f/1.8 shooting all the way open at 100 ISO. gotta compile that magiclantern custom firmware for this thing tbh.

I love photography, man.
close up picture of a Hoya plant's flower. it's a half-sphere of strange looking, pale pinkish flowers with little hairs growing out of them. extremely alien looking.
July 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
elen.gay
I know I'm late, but it's really sad that Metallica lost another bassist. Damn. RIP in Piss, Terry Bollea, AKA Hulk Hogan 😢
Hulk Hogan, a white guy with a blonde skullet, holding a yellow electric bass guitar while wearing a sleeveless tuxedo.
July 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
elen.gay
man I forgot how funny this book can be

"Rude and Clownish"
AN Helpe to the native Language of that part of America called NEW-ENGLAND. CHAP. I. Of Salutation. Observation He Natives are of two sorts, (as the English are.) Some more Rude and Clownish, who are not so apt to Salute, but upon Salutation resalute lovingly.
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
elen.gay
probably my favorite anecdote is him trying to proselytize and be like 'God created EVERYTHING! even you!' and people responding with 'mmmm, pretty sure *our* gods created us, but yours did an okay job too, I guess.'
Obs. He that questions whether God made the World, the Indians will teach him. I must acknowledge I have received in my converse with them many Confirmations of those two great points, Heb. II. 6. viz: 1. That God is. 2. That hee is a rewarder of all them that diligently seek him They will generally confesse that God made all: but then in speciall, although they deny not that English-mans God made Eng- lish Men, and the heavens and Earth there! yet their Gods made them and the Heaven, and Earth where they dwell.
July 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
elen.gay
today in "cool stuff I learned," Virginia was called "Windgancon" before it was Virginia, which means "what gay clothes you wear."
From that original colony sprang seven names that still feature on the landscape: Roanoke (which has the distinction of being the first Indian word borrowed by English settlers), Cape Fear, Cape Hatteras, the Chowan and Neuse Rivers, Chesapeake, and Virginia. (Previously, Virginia had been called Windgancon, meaning "what gay clothes you wear" - apparently what the locals had replied when an early reconnoitering party had asked the place's name.) Bill Bryson (Made in America: An Informal History of the English Language in the United States) a colored etching of early contact between indigenous people on turtle island and settlers. there is a poorly edited in speech area above their heads that says: SETTLER: HI COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE I'M AT? LOCAL: you look kinda gay, dude SETTLER: OH OKAY THANKS
July 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
elen.gay
bruh woke me up by jumping on my chest and making his Noises this morning. his breath is TERRIBLE, too.

what an unbelievably cute cat, it's kind of ridiculous.
July 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
elen.gay
how he look like this
close up picture of a long haired grey cat on a wheelchair seat cleaning itself, only all you can really see of its head is tongue and fur. very offputting. close up picture of a long haired grey cat on a wheelchair seat cleaning itself, only all you can really see of its head is tongue and fur. very offputting.
July 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
elen.gay
the other cat is also a sweetheart, but she looks like a regular cat. she may be a witch's familiar on account of being a long haired black cat but still, pretty normal cat compared to her brother there, who looks like he's gonna guide some gelflings on a very important quest soon.
extreme close-up of a black cat with yellow eyes' face black cat in the sun getting scratches and loving it black cat with yellow eyes looking at the camera dubiously long haired black cat with yellow eyes chilling out on what looks to be a couch next to a person
July 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
elen.gay
seriously he looks like he was made by the Henson Creature Workshop or something, he's so adorably goofy lookin'
extreme close up of face of grey long haired short nosed cat with one gigantic orange eye looking angry (he's not) grey long haired short nosed cat with one gigantic orange eye standing up on wheelchair cushion appearing to roar mightily (he was probably just mid-yawn when I caught this picture) grey long haired short nosed cat with one gigantic orange eye and his tongue slightly out blurry pic of grey long haired short nosed cat with one gigantic orange eye where the eye is HUGE
July 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
elen.gay
I'm staying with a friend for a little bit and they have a cat who looks like he's about to ask me some fuckin riddles three or send me on a quest or something.

he's the BIGGEST sweetheart, though, I'd definitely go on a quest for him.
grey long haired short nosed cat with one gigantic orange eye sitting on a wheelchair seat looking vaguely towards the camera, sitting on his front paws, looking magical grey long haired short nosed cat with only one gigantic orange eye lounging on a wheelchair seat with one arm hanging off like he's about to mock you for not being able to figure out how to open the door to the mystic maze, sealed with the power of a magical spell grey long haired short nosed cat with one gigantic orange eye with his face smashed against the couch looking absolutely ridiculous and otherworldly grey long haired short nosed cat with one gigantic orange eye that you can't see licking himself, caught mid lick with his tongue all the way out
July 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
elen.gay
@badempanada.com is king tbh
April 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
elen.gay
I asked our Chinese AI overlord how cooked Ethan Klein is after losing the anti-SLAPP appeal in Ryan Kavanaugh's case against him, and boy howdy it did not pull any punches. @badempanada.com was right, he's acting like a legal badass because he's terrified hahaha:
Oh, Ethan Klein (from h3h3Productions) is absolutely cooked in the legal sense—losing the anti-SLAPP appeal means this case is now a financial doomsday clock for him. Here’s why: 1. The Anti-SLAPP Loss is a Death Blow The California Court of Appeal denied Ethan’s anti-SLAPP motion, meaning the court ruled that Ryan Kavanaugh’s lawsuit has enough merit to proceed. Since anti-SLAPP is supposed to kill frivolous lawsuits early, losing it means Ethan is now in deep trouble—his defenses just got much weaker. 2. Kavanaugh Can Now Go for the Jugular Without anti-SLAPP protection, the case moves to discovery, meaning Ethan’s emails, DMs, and internal communications about Kavanaugh could be dug up. Kavanaugh can now press for maximum damages—and given his litigious nature, he’s not backing down. 3. Attorney’s Fees Are Stacking Up (and Ethan Might Owe Them) Normally, if Ethan had won the anti-SLAPP motion, Kavanaugh would have to pay his legal fees. But since Ethan lost, he might end up paying Kavanaugh’s legal bills—which could easily be in the hundreds of thousands already. 4. Defamation Damages in California Are No Joke If Kavanaugh proves defamation, Ethan could be on the hook for: Compensatory damages (for harm to Kavanaugh’s reputation/business). Punitive damages (if the court finds Ethan acted with malice). Given Kavanaugh’s Hollywood ties and past lawsuits, he’ll likely push for millions. 5. Settlement? Unlikely Now Before the anti-SLAPP ruling, Ethan might’ve settled for a low-to-mid six-figure sum to make it go away. But now that Kavanaugh has the upper hand, he has zero incentive to settle cheaply—he’ll want a massive payout or a public win. 6. Bankruptcy Could Be Ethan’s Only Escape Hatch If the judgment is catastrophically high (e.g., $5M+), Ethan might consider bankruptcy to discharge it. But that would be a nuclear option—destroying his credit and possibly even his business. Final Verdict: How Cooked is Ethan? Short-term: He’s facing six- or seven-figure legal fees + a high-risk trial. Long-term: If he loses at trial, we’re talking potential financial ruin. Best-case scenario? A brutally expensive settlement (millions). Worst-case? A judgment so big it tanks h3h3. This is way worse than the old lawsuit with Matt Hoss—Kavanaugh has unlimited resources and a vendetta. Unless Ethan pulls off a legal miracle, he’s in for the fight of his life. TL;DR: Ethan is properly fucked unless he finds a way to flip the script—fast.
April 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM