"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

My feet are sore, I’ve been up since 4 AM, my voice is hoarse, and I’m dog tired.

And I’d do it again, too.

I’ll do you one better - I’m a poll worker. (And I’ll be voting here in a few hours, once we’re open.)

That’s just livin’ the dream, right there.

So... if you're gonna get a ham or a turkey for Thanksgiving or Christmas, maybe get that sorted now and help kids at my old school?

Basically: you buy a gift certificate for Honeybaked Ham, and the Education Association gets some of those proceeds, which will then be used to send current students to competitions.

I think at this point, the government should be buying that beer for you.

…but I’m sure government beer would be terrible.

So that’s how the wizards keep turning burds into beautiful women. Hunh, never would’ve guessed.

Dogs have the best vacation plans.