ElegantEmerald
@elegantemerald.bsky.social
I shouldn't have to say this, but maybe an "i ❤️ bullying men" shirt isn't a good choice for your dating profile.
Granted, I appreciate it when people put their red flags on display from the start.
Granted, I appreciate it when people put their red flags on display from the start.
August 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I shouldn't have to say this, but maybe an "i ❤️ bullying men" shirt isn't a good choice for your dating profile.
Granted, I appreciate it when people put their red flags on display from the start.
Granted, I appreciate it when people put their red flags on display from the start.
It’s 2025 and you’re cold messaging (on BDSM social media!) just to say how abhorrent my vaccination status is, as is my expectation others contribute to societal health? Suggesting my morals are broken? Doing so in the guise of a compliment? Vaccines are still somehow controversial?
Do better.
Do better.
June 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It’s 2025 and you’re cold messaging (on BDSM social media!) just to say how abhorrent my vaccination status is, as is my expectation others contribute to societal health? Suggesting my morals are broken? Doing so in the guise of a compliment? Vaccines are still somehow controversial?
Do better.
Do better.
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Being “good” at rope is more often a function of disposable income, free time, and/or access than any sort of inherent skill.
February 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Being “good” at rope is more often a function of disposable income, free time, and/or access than any sort of inherent skill.
#FetLife crumbling to a barrage of 500 Internal Server Errors due in large part to the impression counter nobody asked for: lol.
For a commercial account impression tracking makes sense. For the average user, it does more harm than good, simply adding to the toxicity of social media as a whole.
For a commercial account impression tracking makes sense. For the average user, it does more harm than good, simply adding to the toxicity of social media as a whole.
January 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
#FetLife crumbling to a barrage of 500 Internal Server Errors due in large part to the impression counter nobody asked for: lol.
For a commercial account impression tracking makes sense. For the average user, it does more harm than good, simply adding to the toxicity of social media as a whole.
For a commercial account impression tracking makes sense. For the average user, it does more harm than good, simply adding to the toxicity of social media as a whole.
🦃 Thanksgiving is for sous-chefs to have carving knives scraped along their necks and asked if they would like to be stuffed🔪
November 28, 2024 at 9:32 AM
🦃 Thanksgiving is for sous-chefs to have carving knives scraped along their necks and asked if they would like to be stuffed🔪
Migraines are trash, but at least this one was only ~12hrs long.
I have some sadist in me, but I would never inflict this on someone.
I have some sadist in me, but I would never inflict this on someone.
November 26, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Migraines are trash, but at least this one was only ~12hrs long.
I have some sadist in me, but I would never inflict this on someone.
I have some sadist in me, but I would never inflict this on someone.
An inflatable knot cock sleeve, so I can *CATCH* and *ENSNARE* a needy kitten and not let her go until I’m done and she’s overflowing 🤤
November 23, 2024 at 4:41 AM
An inflatable knot cock sleeve, so I can *CATCH* and *ENSNARE* a needy kitten and not let her go until I’m done and she’s overflowing 🤤
Every joint in my body is on fire, but at least my head no longer is exploding.
#MigrainePeeps
#MigrainePeeps
November 19, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Every joint in my body is on fire, but at least my head no longer is exploding.
#MigrainePeeps
#MigrainePeeps
Thanksgiving / Friendsgiving(?) rule: One must address me as "Yes, Chef" while I'm carving turkey(s), cooking, or otherwise wielding kitchen implements.
I don't make the rules.
Wait; yes I do.
I don't make the rules.
Wait; yes I do.
November 17, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Thanksgiving / Friendsgiving(?) rule: One must address me as "Yes, Chef" while I'm carving turkey(s), cooking, or otherwise wielding kitchen implements.
I don't make the rules.
Wait; yes I do.
I don't make the rules.
Wait; yes I do.
People calling Tweets on BlueSky Skeets is my favorite thing of the week.
November 17, 2024 at 10:14 AM
People calling Tweets on BlueSky Skeets is my favorite thing of the week.
Verbal bondage is most appealing to me because it is a literal demonstration of desire to obey me and honor me and my wishes. It's beautiful, romantic, and makes my heart warm.
March 8, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Verbal bondage is most appealing to me because it is a literal demonstration of desire to obey me and honor me and my wishes. It's beautiful, romantic, and makes my heart warm.